The Thief

Steve · 05-20-2020, 06:48 AM

A thief almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre!

He managed to smuggle the artwork past security, but was captured only two blocks away when his minivan ran out of gas.

When a reporter asked how he could mastermind such a crime and yet make such an obvious error, he replied:

"Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

(Bet you thought I lacked de Gaulle to tell a story like that!)

markem · 05-20-2020, 08:19 AM

As Pepe would say, Le Pew!

icehog3 · 05-20-2020, 09:10 AM

massphatness · 05-20-2020, 01:22 PM

On a scale of Sacre Bleu Chunks to Oui Oui Oui All the Way Home, I give it a Mon Dieu

05-20-2020, 06:48 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	The Thief A thief almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre! He managed to smuggle the artwork past security, but was captured only two blocks away when his minivan ran out of gas. When a reporter asked how he could mastermind such a crime and yet make such an obvious error, he replied: "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh." (Bet you thought I lacked de Gaulle to tell a story like that!) __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

05-20-2020, 08:19 AM	#2
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,502 Trading: (47)	Re: The Thief As Pepe would say, Le Pew! __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

05-20-2020, 09:10 AM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,523 Trading: (61)	Re: The Thief __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

05-20-2020, 01:22 PM	#4
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,688 Trading: (206)	Re: The Thief On a scale of Sacre Bleu Chunks to Oui Oui Oui All the Way Home, I give it a Mon Dieu __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

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