A First For Me - Page 2

rizzle · 11-11-2008, 01:50 PM

People do that so often with my lighter that I have gotten used to warning them before they use it. You know, just so I don't get any cheap laughs out of it.

MNSmoker · 11-11-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by papajohn67

I've cut the wrong end of a cigar before, put the burning end in my mouth before but tonight was a 1st...I grabbed my torch and fired it up backwards toasting the palm of my hand.

Damn that felt good!!

My uncle did the exact same thing last weekend. Too funny.

Studebaker · 11-11-2008, 05:20 PM

Yowzer! I've never done that but I did do something stupid a few weeks ago while enjoying a cigar on the lawn tractor. I leaned over to go under a tree limb with the cigar in my mouth and burned the $%#@ out of the back of my hand, which was on the steering wheel. Had to look around and make sure nobody saw that.

spectrrr · 11-11-2008, 06:04 PM

last weekend was a disaster day for me as well (herf day).... got things off to an excellent start by smoking half an illusion -2- and then dropping the other half in the toilet while taking a leak!..... with the precedent set for the day, I finished the night off by toasting the wrong end of the cigar and then having to smoke the sucker backwards!

11-11-2008, 07:37 PM

Let me know when you piss all over your cigar when you are standing in front of the urinal,,,,total dispair!

smokin5 · 11-11-2008, 07:53 PM

Burned your palm, eh?
Does that mean no sex for a week?

papajohn67 · 11-11-2008, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by smokin5

Burned your palm, eh?
Does that mean no sex for a week?

How and the hell did you know about that?

spectrrr · 11-11-2008, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokin5

Burned your palm, eh?
Does that mean no sex for a week?

11-12-2008, 04:17 PM

OUCH! Be careful

I have a Savoy torch that has a saftey built in thank God! Otherwise I'd have done it many times

Never even came close to doing it with any of my trusty Ronson torches!

11-11-2008, 01:50 PM	#21
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: A First For Me People do that so often with my lighter that I have gotten used to warning them before they use it. You know, just so I don't get any cheap laughs out of it.

11-11-2008, 05:20 PM	#23
Studebaker Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Piedmont Triad, NC Posts: 95 Trading: (0)	Re: A First For Me Yowzer! I've never done that but I did do something stupid a few weeks ago while enjoying a cigar on the lawn tractor. I leaned over to go under a tree limb with the cigar in my mouth and burned the $%#@ out of the back of my hand, which was on the steering wheel. Had to look around and make sure nobody saw that. __________________ "I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much."

11-11-2008, 06:04 PM	#24
spectrrr Back in the midwest! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Ohio Posts: 5,596 Trading: (20)	Re: A First For Me last weekend was a disaster day for me as well (herf day).... got things off to an excellent start by smoking half an illusion -2- and then dropping the other half in the toilet while taking a leak!..... with the precedent set for the day, I finished the night off by toasting the wrong end of the cigar and then having to smoke the sucker backwards! __________________ ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ "A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right..." -Thomas Paine

11-11-2008, 07:37 PM	#25
Cigary Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A First For Me Let me know when you piss all over your cigar when you are standing in front of the urinal,,,,total dispair!

11-11-2008, 07:53 PM	#26
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: A First For Me Burned your palm, eh? Does that mean no sex for a week? __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.

11-12-2008, 04:17 PM	#29
Aladdin Sane Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A First For Me OUCH! Be careful I have a Savoy torch that has a saftey built in thank God! Otherwise I'd have done it many times Never even came close to doing it with any of my trusty Ronson torches!