A Story About Lying

CBI_2 · 03-09-2010, 08:11 PM

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week.

"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark."

The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room."

About half the class rose and came forward.

"The rest of you may leave," said the teacher, "these students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark."

jaydub13 · 03-09-2010, 08:19 PM

ROFL... I love it!

G G · 03-10-2010, 07:50 AM

haha

Skywalker · 03-10-2010, 07:55 AM

Busted!!!

McSmokey · 03-10-2010, 07:55 AM

03-10-2010, 07:56 AM

HA! niiiice

ucla695 · 03-10-2010, 08:07 AM

Steve · 03-10-2010, 08:41 AM

kelmac07 · 03-10-2010, 08:50 AM

Gotcha!!

03-09-2010, 08:11 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	A Story About Lying A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark." The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room." About half the class rose and came forward. "The rest of you may leave," said the teacher, "these students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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jaydub13 aka Little Pickle Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jason Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 227 Trading: (5)	Re: A Story About Lying ROFL... I love it!

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