skinny dipping

SNKBYT · 03-14-2010, 09:34 AM

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back of the property. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women from the local college, skinny-dipping in his pond.

He said "hi" so as not to scare them and to make them aware of his presence. They all swam over to the deep end of the pond and one of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out of this pond until after you leave!"

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked....' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some dirty old men can still think pretty fast.

G G · 03-14-2010, 10:11 AM

i like it.

cort · 03-14-2010, 10:15 AM

Nice

mike · 03-14-2010, 10:16 AM

sweet

tedrodgerscpa · 03-14-2010, 10:22 AM

Thanks for that one!

pds · 03-14-2010, 10:30 AM

It's obviously important to keep a sharp mind in your elder years!

ucla695 · 03-14-2010, 10:32 AM

kelmac07 · 03-14-2010, 04:21 PM

Aron · 03-14-2010, 04:25 PM

Very nice! I'm definitely passing that one on!

JE3146 · 03-14-2010, 06:05 PM

Steve · 03-15-2010, 10:10 AM

My motto: Age and trechery will always triumph over youth and strength!

Skywalker · 03-15-2010, 01:33 PM

He had forbidden fruit on his mind!!!

Neuromancer · 03-15-2010, 09:21 PM

Hmmm...I'm old...I'm from Florida...darnit, that coulda been me but I don't own a farm...

03-16-2010, 07:19 AM

New drinking joke!

03-14-2010, 09:34 AM	#1
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: TOMBSTONE, AZ Posts: 3,282 Trading: (30)	skinny dipping An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back of the property. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women from the local college, skinny-dipping in his pond. He said "hi" so as not to scare them and to make them aware of his presence. They all swam over to the deep end of the pond and one of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out of this pond until after you leave!" The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked....' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.' Some dirty old men can still think pretty fast. __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

03-14-2010, 10:11 AM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: skinny dipping i like it.

03-14-2010, 10:15 AM	#3
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: skinny dipping Nice

03-14-2010, 10:16 AM	#4
mike Padron Lover Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: mike Location: Granville Ohio Posts: 123 Trading: (17)	Re: skinny dipping sweet

03-14-2010, 10:22 AM	#5
tedrodgerscpa Palmetto State Herf Crew! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ted Location: Atlanta Posts: 1,712 Trading: (87)	Re: skinny dipping Thanks for that one! __________________ Everyday I'm shufflin...

03-14-2010, 10:30 AM	#6
pds Club Stogie guy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Minnesota Posts: 35 Trading: (0)	Re: skinny dipping It's obviously important to keep a sharp mind in your elder years!

03-14-2010, 10:32 AM	#7
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: skinny dipping

03-14-2010, 04:21 PM	#8
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: skinny dipping __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-14-2010, 04:25 PM	#9
Aron Owner of the Crab Hat! Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Aron Location: Home: Lexington, MA // Vacation: West Tisbury (on Martha's Vineyard), MA Posts: 210 Trading: (6)	Re: skinny dipping Very nice! I'm definitely passing that one on! __________________ Misses his best bud Spectrrr

03-14-2010, 06:05 PM	#10
JE3146 Jordan #2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jordan Location: Tigard, OR Posts: 2,115 Trading: (26)	Re: skinny dipping

03-15-2010, 10:10 AM	#11
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: skinny dipping My motto: Age and trechery will always triumph over youth and strength! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

03-15-2010, 01:33 PM	#12
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: skinny dipping He had forbidden fruit on his mind!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

03-15-2010, 09:21 PM	#13
Neuromancer Will work for Boli GM's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: Lost in translation...near Newnan, GA Posts: 1,417 Trading: (23)	Re: skinny dipping Hmmm...I'm old...I'm from Florida...darnit, that coulda been me but I don't own a farm... __________________ "...pipe smoking is properly an intellectual exercise." ~ Christopher Morley, 1916

03-16-2010, 07:19 AM	#14
NeverEnoughStick Guest Posts: n/a	Re: skinny dipping New drinking joke!