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Old 06-10-2013, 02:43 AM   #1
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Default Therapy can be useful!

A woman who was always fighting with her husband decides to visit a Marriage Counselor.

Marriage Counselor: "What seems to be the Problem?"

Woman: "I don't know what to do. When my husband comes home from having drinks with the guys, he picks a fight with me."

Marriage Counselor: "I have a real good solution for that. Whenever your husband comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later she returns to the Marriage Counselor, and is fresh and relaxed.

Woman: "That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came in from an evening with his buddies, I gargled with chamomile tea and nothing happened."

Marriage Counselor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"
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Old 06-10-2013, 03:12 AM   #2
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Good One, Scott, & So True!
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Old 06-10-2013, 04:25 AM   #3
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:05 AM   #4
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Very true!
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Old 06-10-2013, 05:09 AM   #5
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Old 06-10-2013, 07:48 AM   #6
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Old 06-10-2013, 08:05 AM   #7
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How true! lol
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Old 06-10-2013, 08:54 AM   #8
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That was a great idea
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