The Golf Ball

CBI_2 · 01-06-2009, 07:15 PM

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

“Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.” “That’s when I made my big mistake.” “What did you do?” asks the doctor.

“Well, I lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!” “I don’t remember much after that!”

karmaz00 · 01-06-2009, 07:29 PM

lol good one

Mugen910 · 01-06-2009, 07:31 PM

nice!!

groogs · 01-07-2009, 12:35 AM

Very good.

Starscream · 01-07-2009, 09:04 AM

Poor guy!

md4958 · 01-07-2009, 09:18 AM

King James · 01-07-2009, 09:26 AM

hahaha.... a wonderful bit of golf humor

01-09-2009, 06:28 AM

What a great chuckle

taltos · 01-09-2009, 07:48 AM

I didn't realize that my wife was reading this joke over my shoulder and got whacked for laughing my butt off at it.

01-10-2009, 01:11 PM

Rofl...

G G · 01-11-2009, 08:05 AM

Funny.

01-06-2009, 07:15 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	The Golf Ball A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.” “That’s when I made my big mistake.” “What did you do?” asks the doctor. “Well, I lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!” “I don’t remember much after that!” __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-06-2009, 07:29 PM	#2
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: The Golf Ball lol good one

01-06-2009, 07:31 PM	#3
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: The Golf Ball nice!! __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

01-07-2009, 12:35 AM	#4
groogs Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Grant Posts: 1,945 Trading: (62)	Re: The Golf Ball Very good.

01-07-2009, 09:04 AM	#5
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: The Golf Ball Poor guy! __________________ Insert quote here.

01-07-2009, 09:18 AM	#6
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: The Golf Ball __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

01-07-2009, 09:26 AM	#7
King James Regard Me! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jim Location: Dark Side Of The Moon Posts: 2,565 Trading: (2)	Re: The Golf Ball hahaha.... a wonderful bit of golf humor __________________ Mob Herfin' Since 2006

01-09-2009, 06:28 AM	#8
dccraft Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Golf Ball What a great chuckle

01-09-2009, 07:48 AM	#9
taltos Really, really old Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: Saugus, MA Posts: 2,486 Trading: (3)	Re: The Golf Ball I didn't realize that my wife was reading this joke over my shoulder and got whacked for laughing my butt off at it.

01-10-2009, 01:11 PM	#10
Metalnoise777 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Golf Ball Rofl...

01-11-2009, 08:05 AM	#11
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: The Golf Ball Funny.