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Old 12-30-2008, 07:08 PM   #1
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Default Elderly Halloween

There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string.

When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!"


"I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!"

The man agreed and went into his room. Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.


The woman said, "You're going out as that?"


''Yes,'' said the old man. ''If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."
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Old 01-02-2009, 09:29 AM   #2
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Old 01-02-2009, 01:24 PM   #3
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lol good one
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Old 01-02-2009, 01:59 PM   #4
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That gave me a chuckle.
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Old 01-02-2009, 03:00 PM   #5
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Thanks! Forwarded that one to a few close friends.
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:16 PM   #6
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Old 01-11-2009, 08:01 AM   #7
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Pretty good.
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