Maneater

SvilleKid · 05-16-2013, 08:12 PM

I saw a fat chic down the bar, her T-shirt said, "Watch out, I'm a maneater!" I went up to her and said "Excuse me love, about your T-shirt slogan."
She stopped me and angrily said, "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well I can't help my size you know!"
I said "Actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all."
She looked happier and smiled as she said, "Okay, what did you want to say then?"
"That's not how you spell Manatee

big_jaygee · 05-16-2013, 08:13 PM

CigarNut · 05-16-2013, 08:36 PM

kelmac07 · 05-17-2013, 05:14 AM

Hem · 05-17-2013, 05:25 AM

LOL

Zane · 05-17-2013, 05:27 AM

. That's awful but hilarious.

05-16-2013, 08:12 PM	#1
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Maneater I saw a fat chic down the bar, her T-shirt said, "Watch out, I'm a maneater!" I went up to her and said "Excuse me love, about your T-shirt slogan." She stopped me and angrily said, "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well I can't help my size you know!" I said "Actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all." She looked happier and smiled as she said, "Okay, what did you want to say then?" "That's not how you spell Manatee __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

05-16-2013, 08:13 PM	#2
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Maneater

05-16-2013, 08:36 PM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: Maneater __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

05-17-2013, 05:14 AM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Maneater __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-17-2013, 05:25 AM	#5
Hem Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2012 First Name: Bill Location: Tampa (Cigar City) Posts: 826 Trading: (13)	Re: Maneater LOL

05-17-2013, 05:27 AM	#6
Zane Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2012 First Name: Zane Location: Noblesville, IN Posts: 1,508 Trading: (23)	Re: Maneater . That's awful but hilarious. __________________ COO BlindMan's Puff