I need to get out of college ASAP!

05-18-2010, 06:26 PM

I wish this were an actual joke, with a punch line.

However, yesterday I am leaving the foyer at school and I hear a hissing sound.

I turn to see a young man in a wheel chair, doing a wheelie in his wheel chair while hissing and flickering his tongue like 1 million miles per hour and spitting at this girl doing homework.

I had to do a double take and sadly when I looked again, it was still happening.

replicant_argent · 05-18-2010, 06:28 PM

You should have asked him why he felt the need to be an asshat and embarrass that girl.

markem · 05-18-2010, 06:29 PM

and you didn't do anything, right?

Smokin Gator · 05-18-2010, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

You should have asked him why he felt the need to be an asshat and embarrass that girl.

Or just be totally non PC and whip his arse!!

05-18-2010, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

You should have asked him why he felt the need to be an asshat and embarrass that girl.

She seemed to be enjoying it. She was laughing, so I am guessing they were friends?

Smokin Gator · 05-18-2010, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

She seemed to be enjoying it. She was laughing, so I am guessing they were friends?

Well... after thinking about this for a few more seconds... If he could flick his tongue like a million times a minute I bet she hopes they are friends!!

captain53 · 05-18-2010, 07:20 PM

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Mugen910 · 05-18-2010, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

and you didn't do anything, right?

My first thought also.

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kydsid · 05-18-2010, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Well... after thinking about this for a few more seconds... If he could flick his tongue like a million times a minute I bet she hopes they are friends!!

05-18-2010, 07:37 PM

What exactly did you guys want me to do to the young man in a wheel chair?

Should I have pummeled him? What would your guys have done?

If the girl was reacting negatively toward him I would have told him to chill out, they both seemed to be having fun with it so I shook my head and moved on.

The Poet · 05-19-2010, 03:14 PM

And I thought I didn't understand kids these days because I'm an old fart. But if kids can't even understand themselves, I feel much better.

G G · 05-19-2010, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrell

What exactly did you guys want me to do to the young man in a wheel chair?

Should I have pummeled him?

Yes.

Not really J/k

T.G · 05-19-2010, 03:52 PM

"Timmy!"

Steve · 05-19-2010, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

And I thought I didn't understand kids these days because I'm an old fart. But if kids can't even understand themselves, I feel much better.

x2!

awsmith4 · 05-19-2010, 04:24 PM

Online Classes?

captain53 · 05-19-2010, 05:01 PM

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wolfandwhisky · 05-19-2010, 05:46 PM

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"Timmy!"

Well played sir!

Skywalker · 05-20-2010, 07:24 PM

College is just high school with ashtrays!!!

G G · 05-20-2010, 07:57 PM

This world in the words of Steven King has "moved on".

cort · 05-20-2010, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G

"Timmy!"

05-18-2010, 06:26 PM	#1
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	I need to get out of college ASAP! I wish this were an actual joke, with a punch line. However, yesterday I am leaving the foyer at school and I hear a hissing sound. I turn to see a young man in a wheel chair, doing a wheelie in his wheel chair while hissing and flickering his tongue like 1 million miles per hour and spitting at this girl doing homework. I had to do a double take and sadly when I looked again, it was still happening.

05-18-2010, 06:28 PM	#2
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05-18-2010, 07:37 PM	#10
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I need to get out of college ASAP! What exactly did you guys want me to do to the young man in a wheel chair? Should I have pummeled him? What would your guys have done? If the girl was reacting negatively toward him I would have told him to chill out, they both seemed to be having fun with it so I shook my head and moved on.

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