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RevSmoke · 12-17-2016, 04:54 PM

A fun limerick:
I took my gal home one night,
the pleasure I was seekin',
missed her lips,
and kissed her nose,
and the doggone thing was leakin'!

Hertha & Mertha are 92 year old twins, widowed, and living together in an apartment to assist one another. They live across the street from church, and one Sunday during the sermon, Hertha leans over to Mertha and says, "I think my backside fell asleep."
Mertha replied, "I know! I heard it snore 3 times already!"

CigarNut · 12-17-2016, 06:06 PM

Dave128 · 12-17-2016, 08:07 PM

12-17-2016, 04:54 PM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,807 Trading: (51)	2 for you A fun limerick: I took my gal home one night, the pleasure I was seekin', missed her lips, and kissed her nose, and the doggone thing was leakin'! Hertha & Mertha are 92 year old twins, widowed, and living together in an apartment to assist one another. They live across the street from church, and one Sunday during the sermon, Hertha leans over to Mertha and says, "I think my backside fell asleep." Mertha replied, "I know! I heard it snore 3 times already!" __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

12-17-2016, 06:06 PM	#2
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12-17-2016, 08:07 PM	#3
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,917 Trading: (4)	Re: 2 for you __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!