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Old 11-18-2011, 01:17 PM   #21
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here it is wrapped up in 3 minutes

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Old 11-18-2011, 01:30 PM   #22
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Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?
No, my 13 year old neighbor is also excited about it!!!
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Old 11-18-2011, 01:37 PM   #23
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No, my 13 year old neighbor is also excited about it!!!


It was sarcasm. My gf likes the movies, and I admittedly watched them with her. But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.
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It was sarcasm. My gf likes the movies, and I admittedly watched them with her. But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.
Its ok to admit it, you would watch it with or without the "Bedroom Fun"!!!
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Old 11-18-2011, 01:47 PM   #25
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Call me whatever you want, but I'm looking forward to seeing it with the fiance on Saturday. Nothing wrong with it.

Hope you enjoyed it Mike, happy anny.
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Old 11-18-2011, 02:26 PM   #26
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But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.
Rearranging the furniture?
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Old 11-18-2011, 02:26 PM   #27
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Bella! Close your FRIKKIN MOUTH!
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Old 11-18-2011, 04:18 PM   #28
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Old 11-18-2011, 04:26 PM   #29
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Good luck. That 117 mins you can never get back.
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Old 11-18-2011, 04:32 PM   #30
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Old 11-18-2011, 08:51 PM   #31
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Old 11-18-2011, 08:52 PM   #32
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My wife went to the midnight show last night with friends from work. I maintain my stance that I will never watch a shiny vampire movie.

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Old 11-18-2011, 08:56 PM   #33
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Wow, poor guy. My better half has no interest, thank god. She would be much happier burning a maddie on the deck and picking up a pizza at mellow mushroom. I saw the first two and the series just looks to get exponentially worse with each movie.
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:01 PM   #34
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So you can boost up that testosterone again:

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Old 11-19-2011, 05:11 AM   #35
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Old 11-19-2011, 07:53 AM   #36
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My buddies and I had a chat about this franchise (well it was only one movie at the time that we had been coerced by our significant others into watching) and following two conclusions were drawn over some beers:

1. What makes this movie so damned unbelievable isn't the fact that it's full of vampires and werewolves, but that multiple males are posturing over a high school girl that doesn't put out, isn't the least bit attractive, and has the personality of a wet mop

2. Edward is a pedophile
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:48 PM   #37
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I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people. Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story. All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all!
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I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people. Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story. All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all!
Nice try, Fluffy. Trying to man-up after looking this PuppyDog in lust with Sparkly Vampire boy isn't gonna fly.

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Old 12-01-2011, 09:26 AM   #39
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I heard one of my female friends swooning over Edward. I reminded her that vampires do not have a beating heart - that means no blood circulation. He wouldn't be able to get anything elevated to have any real fun. She was...not pleased with me
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Old 12-01-2011, 12:13 PM   #40
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This is how Twilight should end:

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