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Old 07-14-2011, 10:31 AM   #21
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Old 07-14-2011, 10:58 AM   #22
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Something you DO want to say to our favorite resident officer:
Please, help yourself to a couple of bottles of Stoli, it's in the trunk.
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Old 07-14-2011, 11:23 AM   #23
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Something you DO want to say to our favorite resident officer:
Please, help yourself to a couple of bottles of Stoli, it's in the trunk.
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Old 07-14-2011, 11:26 AM   #24
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After I received a speeding ticket from an officer yesterday morning, I waited until he left my window and crumpled the ticket up. Threw it on the passenger seat, then quickly flatened it out again, making a mental note of when to pay it by. Felt like a real rebel for the 5.6 seconds it was crumpled!
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:07 PM   #25
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9. I pay your salary

You have no clue how many times I've heard that when I working in booking.
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Yeah and most of them Justin were probably on medicaid and get the unearned income credit and haven't paid any income taxes in their whole lives.

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Old 07-14-2011, 12:10 PM   #26
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Old 07-14-2011, 12:55 PM   #27
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Uhh. I guess you stopped me to ask for a date.. Don't ask and I won't tell..
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Old 07-14-2011, 01:28 PM   #28
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Old 07-14-2011, 01:54 PM   #29
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Police Officer: “Whatcha got in the trunk?”

Driver: “Oh…you don’t want to look in there”



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Old 07-14-2011, 02:16 PM   #30
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Old 08-14-2011, 01:46 AM   #32
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"After you write the ticket are you going to go WeeWeeWeeWeeWee all the way home?"
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Old 08-14-2011, 02:50 AM   #33
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Don't tase me bro

Bro, can I get a break,? No, you are not my brother and if you were I'd dis-own you

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Old 08-14-2011, 05:51 AM   #34
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- Hey Frank, want an acid?
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- Hey Frank, want an acid?
you would for sure get multiple citations if you said that to me!!!!! ill even tow your car and take you for the ride....................
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