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Old 03-23-2011, 03:46 PM   #1
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A baby seal walks into a club.
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:48 PM   #2
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:57 PM   #3
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Old 03-23-2011, 03:58 PM   #4
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Old 03-23-2011, 04:11 PM   #5
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Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".
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Old 03-23-2011, 04:14 PM   #6
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Old 03-23-2011, 04:16 PM   #7
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Since we're on bad jokes:

A man in a trench coat flashed 3 nuns in an elevator. 2 of the nuns had a stroke right there. The third couldn't reach.
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Old 03-23-2011, 04:20 PM   #8
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Some bad jokes floating here. How come I see a Bad Joke thread starting???
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Old 03-23-2011, 04:22 PM   #9
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I thought that's what this was?
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Old 03-23-2011, 04:26 PM   #10
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How bout this one:

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their new habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice t*ts," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
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Old 03-23-2011, 04:30 PM   #11
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A bear walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be"?

Bear says"...................................How bout a beer"?

Bartender asks, "Why the big paws"?
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Old 03-23-2011, 04:34 PM   #12
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?






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Old 03-23-2011, 04:34 PM   #13
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry her!
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Old 03-23-2011, 05:17 PM   #15
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Old 03-23-2011, 05:23 PM   #16
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A giraffe walks into a bar and says "The high balls are on me...."
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What's sex like on camping trips?


In tents.



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Q. Why dont blind men skydive?



A. Because it scares the heck out of the dog
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Old 03-23-2011, 07:27 PM   #19
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Whats green and flies through the air?



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What's yellow and writes?


Ball-point banana.
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