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Old 05-06-2010, 10:58 PM   #1
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you: see the weather report last night?
her: uhh no
you: me neither, but you can still expect 7 inches tonight
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Old 05-06-2010, 11:03 PM   #2
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you: see the weather report last night?
her: uhh no
you: me neither, but you can still expect 7 inches tonight
How's that workin' for ya?
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Old 05-06-2010, 11:05 PM   #3
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How's that workin' for ya?
i'm engaged so i haven't been getting any for awhile. but i've been randomly texting friends of mine with it, some laugh some like it...it comes and goes
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Old 05-06-2010, 11:06 PM   #4
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...it comes and goes
That's what she said.
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Old 05-06-2010, 11:08 PM   #5
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That's what she said.
don't i wish
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Old 05-07-2010, 01:16 AM   #6
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That's what she said.
I see what you did there
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Old 05-07-2010, 06:24 AM   #7
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nice shoes................. wanna #@!%
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Old 05-07-2010, 06:50 AM   #8
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Edited by me.
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Old 05-07-2010, 07:25 AM   #9
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you: see the weather report last night?
her: uhh no
you: me neither, but you can still expect 7 inches tonight
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How's that workin' for ya?
Not as forecasted
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:21 AM   #10
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Hey, wanna come back to my place order a pizza and get it on?... What you don't like pizza?
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:30 AM   #11
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Do you have any raisins?
No?
How 'bout a date?
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:38 AM   #12
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Do you have any raisins?
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How 'bout a date?
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:47 AM   #13
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Do you have any Italian in you?
Would you like one?
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:56 AM   #14
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I'm with Moe....

For some reason that always works with the ladies!
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Old 05-07-2010, 09:11 AM   #15
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I'm with Moe....

For some reason that always works with the ladies!
Bao, I bet you do use that line and I bet there are a few women out there that believed you.

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Old 05-07-2010, 11:18 AM   #16
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Do you have any raisins?
No?
How 'bout a date?
like that one
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Old 05-07-2010, 11:18 AM   #17
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you goin to the bbq?
what bbq?
the one where I throw my meat on your grill
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Old 05-07-2010, 11:37 AM   #18
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My Moms got a dress just like that!
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Old 05-07-2010, 11:38 AM   #19
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heard this from a comedian...

Did you know that the human body is more than 70% water?
Lucky I'm thirsty
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You: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Her: No, why?
You: 'Cause I can see me in your pants.


If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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