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Old 10-01-2009, 10:53 PM   #41
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I'm not saying I'd take a box of 1492s over ANY woman, but Lohan? gimme the cigars!

hmm, what woman would I choose instead of a box of 1492s? aside from my woman that's easy, Hayden Panettiere no question.
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:00 PM   #42
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Hmmmm, can I have half a humi of 1492s and half a Lohan?
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:00 PM   #43
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Hmmmm, can I have half a humi of 1492s and half a Lohan?
yes. yes you can. WHich half?
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:01 PM   #44
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Best thread ever, Bookman!
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I know, Socky!!
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:04 PM   #46
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You Da man, bookman!! DA MAN!!

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Old 10-01-2009, 11:04 PM   #47
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Okay okay... I'll say it.....





















my butt itches.
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:07 PM   #48
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Paging Admiral Douchebag, Paging Admiral Douchebag....
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:08 PM   #49
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Hmmm...a sexy, alluring, smoking hot treat.......or Lindsay Lohan?
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Did someone say "Dad"?

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Old 10-01-2009, 11:22 PM   #51
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Did someone say "Dad"?

"Dad: I like the spandex because it makes each behind muscle look like a glorious small television."
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yes. yes you can. WHich half?
I'm thinking "left half". Maybe top half.
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:29 PM   #53
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The humi of 1492s, without question. I saw multitudes of better looking chicks than Lohan, just by walking through the DePaul campus yesterday!
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:59 PM   #54
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"Dad: I like the spandex because it makes each behind muscle look like a glorious small television."


I se you are a fan!!

Um, what if I changed the cigar to a box of Rocky Patel Mduros?
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Old 10-02-2009, 12:18 AM   #55
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Ok...first I moved this out of the Habanos Forum to a more appropriate place. I think the question has been asked and answered, so get your fill and I shall put an end of this before bedtime.
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Old 10-02-2009, 12:19 AM   #56
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Umm, I'll take the smokes.

But I'm starting to get an itch.
i'm with bobarian. jesus...
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Old 10-02-2009, 12:23 AM   #57
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yeah. Stick a fork in it. It's done.
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Old 10-02-2009, 12:26 AM   #58
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FREE LINDSAY LOHAN!!!

Or at least charge a price I can afford...
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Old 10-02-2009, 12:33 AM   #59
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yeah. Stick a fork in it. It's done.
My pleasure, Phil, and my regards to Socky.
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