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Old 10-01-2009, 10:29 PM   #21
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Look, I'm obsessed with this chick. I'm also obsessed with counting to the number four, grinding my teeth, every Peter Gabriel Genesis LP, and the smell of Pine Sol.
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:30 PM   #22
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And besides that we hafta see her fugly face plastered all over the bottom of the forum. Thanks ever so much
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:33 PM   #23
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Would you rather see Pics of Socky????? Because that could be arranged!
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:39 PM   #24
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I didn't realize her twins were that...uh, mature. I have plenty of cigars, so I'll side with bookman here. One condition though, I get her first!
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Now if it were Alba...
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Look, I'm obsessed with this chick. I'm also obsessed with counting to the number four, grinding my teeth, every Peter Gabriel Genesis LP, and the smell of Pine Sol.
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:40 PM   #27
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People, I know. I have issues.
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I still owe you a drink (Tea if I remember correctly) at Corona Pete
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:40 PM   #29
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I don't give negative feedback, BUT... Just Kidding!

I'll take the 1492's!
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This may be the only time I ever say this but ahem...

I wish Tom was in this thread and his butt really itched.
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I still owe you a drink (Tea if I remember correctly) at Corona Pete
sounds good. I don't have 1492's or Lohan, but some other crap we can share~!
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:43 PM   #32
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I might bring up a couple ĘspecialĘcigars, will def let you know next I am up there
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Ok. I'll have a cup of cardamom tea and we can ALL forget about this thread. All I can say is, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I'll say it again.....say goodnight Bookman.
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I know, though, seriously Texan, we sooo gota hook up!
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I'll say it again.....say goodnight Bookman.
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I know, though, seriously Texan, we sooo gota hook up!
I'm more than 1000 miles away from you, but that just made me a little uneasy.
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I'm more than 1000 miles away from you, but that just made me a little uneasy.
I know, It's a total train wreck.
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Police Officer: Sir, but aren't you drunk, and weren't YOU conducting the train?

BM: Yes. Officer. Yes I was
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1492, I don't want no grubby alcohol coke snorting biatch.
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