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Old 09-07-2012, 07:26 PM   #41
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Old 09-19-2012, 09:36 PM   #42
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, because his heart knows better than to attack Chuck Norris.
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Old 10-11-2012, 02:50 PM   #44
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First, only & last guy to ever do it...


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Old 10-11-2012, 08:49 PM   #45
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It only took a little while for Chuck Norris's hits to kill him.
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