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Old 06-10-2009, 07:56 AM   #1
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1. To avoid diseases like hepatitis and Typhoid, eat 5 basil leaves everyday.

2. For tooth ache, keep a clove on the affected area.

3. Have a mixture of gingelly oil and egg, for 3 days, for menstrual disorders.

4. You will get a great relief from menstrual pain , if you have a gooseberry daily.

5. Boil the leaf of Malabar nut, squeeze its juice and add egg white. It subsides cough.

6. Eat the powder of dried ginger and cumin with sugar for relief from cough.

7. Have the mixture of mustard paste and honey for good relief from cough.

8. For a good relief from cough, mix equal quantities of basil juice, honey and ajwain juice and drink on an empty stomach.

9. Are you suffering from urinary infection? Drink a glassful of water with a pinch of cardamom powder.

10. Have a mixture of lemon juice and honey when you are suffering from cold.

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Old 06-10-2009, 09:11 AM   #2
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Old 06-10-2009, 09:14 AM   #3
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Old 06-10-2009, 09:16 AM   #4
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Old 06-10-2009, 09:19 AM   #5
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Okay, I'm going to go with the gooseberry thing daily.
Hopefully that'll make the wifey a little easier to get along with "at that time."

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Old 06-10-2009, 09:31 AM   #6
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11). For back ache, have an attractive nude tall blond walk on your back in stiletto high heals...(preferably from scandinavia as they are plentiful there).

12). Drink plenty of beer while eating Malabar nuts...this will inhibit hearing your wife nag the more you drink.


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Old 06-10-2009, 09:39 AM   #7
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Old 06-10-2009, 10:01 AM   #8
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13) To avoid chlamydia stay away from....never mind.

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Old 06-10-2009, 10:02 AM   #9
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14) if current medications are not working as prescribed, refrain from posting.
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"4. You will get a great relief from menstrual pain , if you have a gooseberry daily."

Or maybe that should read: "goose."
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Old 06-10-2009, 10:06 AM   #11
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15) If one is unsure how to start their own thread and instead opts to post his own topics in other members threads and then has to have a moderator fix it more than once, refer to #14.
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16,) Stay away from poisonous creatures.
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Okay, I'm going to go with the gooseberry thing daily.
Hopefully that'll make the wifey a little easier to get along with "at that time."

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3. Have a mixture of gingelly oil and egg, for 3 days, for menstrual disorders.

4. You will get a great relief from menstrual pain , if you have a gooseberry daily.


thanks!
Couldn't track down any gingelly oil so we opted for olive, we got stuck on what to do with the egg though. The health tip doesn't specify raw or cooked, so we went with cooked obviously. It is much harder than you think to shove an over easy egg into your wife, even with olive oil. To our amazment her "disorder" is gone.
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Okay, I'm going to go with the gooseberry thing daily.
Hopefully that'll make the wifey a little easier to get along with "at that time."




The goosberry tip didn't work though, I even doubled my dose and she is still a pain during "that time"

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It is much harder than you think to shove an over easy egg into your wife, even with olive oil. To our amazment her "disorder" is gone.
I was gonna post something witty, but I can't stop laughing so hard I cry!
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