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Old 02-28-2014, 11:54 AM   #1
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A guys walks into a bar with his Chocolate Lab. He goes up to the bar and says, "I'll have a Killian's Irish Red."

The bartender says, "Sir, you can't have that dog in here."

The man says to the bartender, "But this is my seeing eye dog."

The bartender says, "Oh, I didn't realize that. Have the first beer on me."

So the man thanks the bartender, takes the beer, and heads to a table by the door. As he's sitting there drinking, the door opens and another man comes in with a dog. To be helpful, the first man says, "They don't allow dogs in here."

The man at the door says, "Oh well. We'll see."

He heads up to the bar and orders a Bud Light. The Bartender says to him, "Sir, you can't have that dog in here."

The man says, "But this is my seeing eye dog."

The bartender scoffs, "Yeah, right. Chihuahuas are not seeing eye dogs."

The man says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"

(A joke my Mom just told to the docs here.)
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