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Old 11-22-2019, 08:52 AM   #1
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Default For my golfing friends...

Four priests in New York went golfing wearing typical "golfer" outfits. After a while, their caddy asked, "You guys wouldn't be priests by any chance?"

"Actually, yes, we are," one cleric replied. "How did you know?"

Easy," said the caddy. "I've never seen such bad golf and such clean language."
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Old 11-22-2019, 08:59 AM   #2
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Old 11-22-2019, 05:36 PM   #3
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Old 11-22-2019, 06:29 PM   #5
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Usually, it is, So little swearing and so much alcohol

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