Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum  

Go Back   Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum > Non Cigar Specialty Forums > Misc > Jokes

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-08-2017, 02:50 PM   #461
markem
Bunion
 
markem's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Mark
Location: Casa TJ
Posts: 20,588
Trading: (47)
HUpmann
markem has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The wheels on the bus go round and round
All 'round the town

The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
Swish, swish, swish
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish
All 'round the town

The driver on the bus goes 'move on back'
Move on back
Move on back
The driver on the bus goes 'move on back'
All 'round the town

The people on the bus go up and down
Up and down
Up and down
The people on the bus go up and down
All 'round the town

The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep
Beep, beep, beep
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep
All 'round the town
__________________
I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
~ Groucho Marx
markem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2017, 01:22 AM   #462
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 66,791
Trading: (61)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

Away from Mississippi’s vale

With my ole hat there for a sail

I crossed upon a cotton bale

To the Rose of Alabamy.

Oh brown Rosey,

Rose of Alabamy,

The sweet tobacco posey

Is the Rose of Alabamy.




The river rolled, the crickets sang,

The lightnin’ bug he flashed his wing,

And like a rope my arms I fling

‘Round Rose of Alabamy.

Oh, brown Rosey,

Rose of Alabamy,

The sweet tobacco posey

Is the Rose of Alabamy.
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2017, 08:29 AM   #463
markem
Bunion
 
markem's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Mark
Location: Casa TJ
Posts: 20,588
Trading: (47)
HUpmann
markem has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

Oh man, that triggered one for me, Tom. Nitty Gritty Dirt Band time

Wish that I was on ol' Rocky Top
Down in the Tennessee hills
Ain't no smoggy smoke on Rocky Top
Ain't no telephone bills
Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, other half cat
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee

Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky Top
Lookin' for a moonshine still
Strangers ain't come down from Rocky Top
Reckon they never will
Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top
Dirt's too rocky by far
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
Get their corn from a jar

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee

I've had years of cramped-up city life
Trapped like a duck in a pen
All I know is it's a pity life
Can't be simple again

Rocky Top, you'll always be
Home sweet home to me
Good ol' Rocky Top
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee
Rocky Top, Tennessee
__________________
I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
~ Groucho Marx
markem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-30-2017, 12:09 PM   #464
4WheelVFR
Wild'n since '87
 
4WheelVFR's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Ray
Location: Little Egypt
Posts: 1,321
Trading: (36)
Montecristo
4WheelVFR has a spectacular aura about4WheelVFR has a spectacular aura about
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
4WheelVFR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2017, 05:35 PM   #465
pnoon
YNWA
 
pnoon's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Peter
Location: San Diego
Posts: 29,919
Trading: (20)
RA
pnoon has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

“Hello darkness my old friend… I’ve come to piss at 3 AM…”
__________________
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
-John Wooden
pnoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2017, 08:12 AM   #466
dave
Have My Own Room
 
dave's Avatar
5
 
Join Date: May 2011
First Name: Dave
Location: Northern VA
Posts: 1,180
Trading: (15)
Partagas Navy (Retired)
dave is a jewel in the roughdave is a jewel in the roughdave is a jewel in the rough
Default Re: Your earworm is ...



Let's pee in the corner....let's pee in the spotlight!
__________________
I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it. Thomas Jefferson
dave is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2017, 09:15 AM   #467
markem
Bunion
 
markem's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Mark
Location: Casa TJ
Posts: 20,588
Trading: (47)
HUpmann
markem has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon View Post
“Hello darkness my old friend… I’ve come to piss at 3 AM…”
And my bladder is slowly dripping
Left a stain upon the satin sheets
And a vision of even worse went through my brain
Echo the sound of arthritis
__________________
I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
~ Groucho Marx
markem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2017, 09:23 AM   #468
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 66,791
Trading: (61)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

The old guys are rollin'!
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2017, 04:05 PM   #469
heyferg
Feeling at Home
 
heyferg's Avatar
7
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
First Name: Larry aka Hollywood
Location: SoCal
Posts: 618
Trading: (6)
Bolivar
heyferg will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

There seems to be a higher level of incontinence than I had hoped for.

heyferg is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2017, 05:53 PM   #470
AdamJoshua
Article 4 Free Inhabitant
 
AdamJoshua's Avatar
11
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
First Name: The Other Adam
Location: Satellite Beach
Posts: 13,606
Trading: (38)
Bolivar Army (Served With Honor)
AdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud ofAdamJoshua has much to be proud of
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

I thought this thread was musical but not all about The Wiz.
AdamJoshua is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2017, 10:04 AM   #471
markem
Bunion
 
markem's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Mark
Location: Casa TJ
Posts: 20,588
Trading: (47)
HUpmann
markem has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told
markem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2017, 10:42 AM   #472
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 66,791
Trading: (61)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

I've got my clipboard, text books
Lead me to the station
Yeah, I'm off to the civil war
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2017, 05:14 PM   #473
heyferg
Feeling at Home
 
heyferg's Avatar
7
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
First Name: Larry aka Hollywood
Location: SoCal
Posts: 618
Trading: (6)
Bolivar
heyferg will become famous soon enough
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

We're white punks on dope
Mom & dad live in Hollywood
Hang myself when I get enough rope....
heyferg is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2017, 06:36 PM   #474
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 66,791
Trading: (61)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

Do you really think I care
What you eat or what you wear
Won't you join together with the band
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2017, 09:01 AM   #475
markem
Bunion
 
markem's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Mark
Location: Casa TJ
Posts: 20,588
Trading: (47)
HUpmann
markem has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

Good morning, America, how are you
Don't you know me, I'm your native son
markem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2019, 09:52 AM   #476
markem
Bunion
 
markem's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Mark
Location: Casa TJ
Posts: 20,588
Trading: (47)
HUpmann
markem has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly, girl, I like your face
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand

Ob la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob-la di, ob-la-da, life goes on, bra
La-la, how the life goes on
__________________
I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
~ Groucho Marx
markem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2019, 12:01 PM   #477
massphatness
Where's my buffaloooo ...
 
massphatness's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Vin
Location: MassHolia
Posts: 12,636
Trading: (206)
ERdM
massphatness has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fv<k
Gotta a heater in my truck and it's off to the rodeo
__________________
Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE
massphatness is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2019, 12:11 PM   #478
shark
Cigar Smokin' Patriot
 
shark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
First Name: Ron
Location: Michigan
Posts: 2,781
Trading: (0)
Bolivar Army (Served With Honor)
shark is a jewel in the roughshark is a jewel in the roughshark is a jewel in the roughshark is a jewel in the rough
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

You are the dancing queen
Young and sweet
Only seventeen
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl
Watch that scene
Dig in the dancing queen
__________________
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.~Ayn Rand
shark is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2019, 08:40 AM   #479
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 66,791
Trading: (61)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.....
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-20-2019, 08:54 AM   #480
markem
Bunion
 
markem's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Mark
Location: Casa TJ
Posts: 20,588
Trading: (47)
HUpmann
markem has disabled reputation
Default Re: Your earworm is ...

Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.....
Thanks Tom. That gave me a different earworm.

99 red balloons go by
__________________
I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
~ Groucho Marx
markem is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:12 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content is copyrighted jointly by Cigar Asylum and the content provider.