Quarters

Steve · 05-11-2009, 06:54 AM

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This
kid is not so bright. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then
calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the
ice cream store and says, "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take
the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the
game's over!"

skullnrose · 05-11-2009, 07:01 AM

Good one !

05-11-2009, 08:36 AM

Love it!

dunng · 05-11-2009, 08:41 AM

G G · 05-11-2009, 08:16 PM

Good un.

MedicCook · 05-11-2009, 08:36 PM

05-11-2009, 06:54 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Quarters A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This kid is not so bright. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store and says, "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

05-11-2009, 07:01 AM	#2
skullnrose Ashes,ashes,all fall down Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Scott Posts: 799 Trading: (16)	Re: Quarters Good one !

05-11-2009, 08:36 AM	#3
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05-11-2009, 08:41 AM	#4
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05-11-2009, 08:16 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Quarters Good un.

05-11-2009, 08:36 PM	#6
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Quarters __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff