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Old 04-30-2009, 06:54 AM   #1
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So I ran into my accountant the other day.

I asked him “So what are you buying these days”?

He said “canned goods and ammunition”.
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Old 04-30-2009, 06:57 AM   #2
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Old 04-30-2009, 07:07 AM   #3
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I agree, especially the ammo.
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When I buy ammo, they are canned goods.


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Old 04-30-2009, 07:23 AM   #5
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I agree, especially the ammo.


I bought a 500rd cases of 5.56x46 in 2007 at $180. Right now the stores can't keep it in stock at $235. That is a $55 increase right there.

You can't get investments like that right now.
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Old 04-30-2009, 10:11 AM   #6
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Shouldn't this be moved to General Discussion?
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Old 04-30-2009, 11:11 AM   #7
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I liked it...get it was his accountant. Normally he would say something like Enron Options are looking like a good buy. This time though he...well you get it Im sure
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