The Top 15 Sayings of Confucius!

CBI_2 · 02-02-2010, 12:07 PM

1. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

2. Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.

3. War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left.

4. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

5. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

6. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

7. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

8. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

9. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.

10. Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

11. Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.

12. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

13. Elevator smell different to midget.

14. Those who quote me are fools.

15. Confucius say too damn much.

Knip23 · 02-02-2010, 12:23 PM

Confucius say man who sits on toilet high on pot.

Tenor CS · 02-02-2010, 05:11 PM

Woman who spend much time on boxspring have many offspring.

02-02-2010, 05:13 PM

Fly who sit on toilet seat sooner or later get pissed off.

hotreds · 02-02-2010, 05:16 PM

Rape impossible: woman with skirt up run faster than man with pants down!

02-02-2010, 12:07 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	The Top 15 Sayings of Confucius! 1. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. 2. Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. 3. War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left. 4. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. 5. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 6. Man who run behind car get exhausted. 7. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. 8. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. 9. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers. 10. Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house. 11. Man who farts in church sits in his own pew. 12. He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. 13. Elevator smell different to midget. 14. Those who quote me are fools. 15. Confucius say too damn much. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-02-2010, 12:23 PM	#2
Knip23 Keep It Simple Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Destrey Location: Ft. Polk/ Leesville Posts: 545 Trading: (10)	Re: The Top 15 Sayings of Confucius! Confucius say man who sits on toilet high on pot.

02-02-2010, 05:11 PM	#3
Tenor CS Feeling Better! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Christian Location: Davenport, FL (near Orlando) Posts: 717 Trading: (2)	Re: The Top 15 Sayings of Confucius! Woman who spend much time on boxspring have many offspring. __________________ When the world itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?

02-02-2010, 05:13 PM	#4
SilverFox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Top 15 Sayings of Confucius! Fly who sit on toilet seat sooner or later get pissed off.

02-02-2010, 05:16 PM	#5
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,658 Trading: (63)	Re: The Top 15 Sayings of Confucius! Rape impossible: woman with skirt up run faster than man with pants down! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.