A southerner's first impressions of Jersey

AUguy · 01-26-2011, 06:08 PM

So my company has me working in NJ this spring and this is how things have gone so far:

1. Its cold up here! My first night here it dipped to -7

2. Alabama cold weather gear is not sufficient for NJ cold weather.

3. I am used to large areas of countryside in between cities. Here I can't tell where one city ends and another begins

4. Day 3 and I am already snowed in and stuck at the hotel.

5. It is so so so damned cold up here.

Kreth · 01-26-2011, 06:12 PM

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Alabama cold weather gear

Long-sleeve overalls?

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MedicCook · 01-26-2011, 06:13 PM

"Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey." ~ George Carlin

AUguy · 01-26-2011, 06:14 PM

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A fleece pullover for when it gets really cold. Like in the 40s.

maninblack · 01-26-2011, 06:17 PM

Who did you piss off at work to make them move you to Jersey?

AUguy · 01-26-2011, 06:19 PM

I actually asked for this area. Last year I told them I wanted to go to the Northeast and the assholes sent me to Maine. But I got there after the cold weather.

Ogre · 01-26-2011, 06:19 PM

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Who did you piss off at work to make them move you to Jersey?

At this point doest it matter!!! He there now!!!

Kreth · 01-26-2011, 06:20 PM

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A fleece pullover for when it gets really cold. Like in the 40s.

That'll be great in March, unless it's raining...

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bscottskangum · 01-26-2011, 06:22 PM

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I actually asked for this area.

I'm sorry, how many crack rocks did you say you smoke a day?

AUguy · 01-26-2011, 06:23 PM

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I'm sorry, how many crack rocks did you say you smoke a day?

Monetarily it should be a good move. Damn sure better be anyway.

captain53 · 01-26-2011, 06:45 PM

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I'm sorry, how many crack rocks did you say you smoke a day?

hscmit · 01-26-2011, 06:51 PM

dont think january counts as spring

chand · 01-26-2011, 06:54 PM

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Who did you piss off at work to make them move you to Jersey?

Try to get on their good side and maybe you can get upgraded to Siberia or the Arctic Circle. I moved to Delaware from Jacksonville Beach, FL. Every winter I begin to think it wasn't the best idea I ever had.

Neens · 01-26-2011, 07:22 PM

"It's not so much the heat but the humidity that will get you?

floydpink · 01-26-2011, 07:59 PM

When I moved to Florida, the first thing I noticed was how much slower the pace seemed and how much nicer the people were.

The only thing I missed was the food, which still remains after 20 something years.

This winter has reminded me that you couldn't drag me back to New Jersey in a straightjacket.

Aside from the weather, the overall materialistic attitudes and generally glum feeling for half of the year made my soul long for something else.

I'm a Yankee by birth and a Southerner by the grace of God.

jonumberone · 01-27-2011, 10:35 AM

Last night I was gonna break your balls for sh*ting on my state!

This morning I am officially declaring Jersey sucks

Volusianator · 01-27-2011, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by AUguy

2. Alabama cold weather gear is not sufficient for NJ cold weather.

5. It is so so so damned cold up here.

You weren't aware that it's cold in the north?

Powers · 01-27-2011, 10:41 AM

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When I moved to Florida, the first thing I noticed was how much slower the pace seemed and how much nicer the people were.

The only thing I missed was the food, which still remains after 20 something years.

This winter has reminded me that you couldn't drag me back to New Jersey in a straightjacket.

Aside from the weather, the overall materialistic attitudes and generally glum feeling for half of the year made my soul long for something else.

I'm a Yankee by birth and a Southerner by the grace of God.

I approve of this post!

Even though Orlando is harldy a city with any Southern culture left, head up to Gainesville or Ocala and it'll be a little more prevalent

AUguy · 01-27-2011, 05:59 PM

Im no shitting on the state. Im sure its a beautiful place once it thaws out. But right now this place sucks.

VirtualSmitty · 01-27-2011, 06:06 PM

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Im no shitting on the state. Im sure its a beautiful place once it thaws out. But right now this place sucks.

Where in Jersey are you? I'm northern, it's all built up, but the the southern part of the state is pretty rural. And you happened to pick coming here during our second worst winter in modern history. Only 95-96 was worse than this

01-26-2011, 06:08 PM	#1
AUguy The end is always near Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: William Location: Troy, Alabama Posts: 266 Trading: (10)	A southerner's first impressions of Jersey So my company has me working in NJ this spring and this is how things have gone so far: 1. Its cold up here! My first night here it dipped to -7 2. Alabama cold weather gear is not sufficient for NJ cold weather. 3. I am used to large areas of countryside in between cities. Here I can't tell where one city ends and another begins 4. Day 3 and I am already snowed in and stuck at the hotel. 5. It is so so so damned cold up here.

01-26-2011, 06:13 PM	#3
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey "Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey." ~ George Carlin __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

01-26-2011, 06:17 PM	#5
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey Who did you piss off at work to make them move you to Jersey? __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

01-26-2011, 06:19 PM	#6
AUguy The end is always near Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: William Location: Troy, Alabama Posts: 266 Trading: (10)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey I actually asked for this area. Last year I told them I wanted to go to the Northeast and the assholes sent me to Maine. But I got there after the cold weather.

01-26-2011, 06:51 PM	#12
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey dont think january counts as spring

01-26-2011, 07:22 PM	#14
Neens Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Anthony Location: Orange, CT Posts: 349 Trading: (21)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey "It's not so much the heat but the humidity that will get you?

01-26-2011, 07:59 PM	#15
floydpink crazy diamond Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: Orlando Posts: 1,955 Trading: (17)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey When I moved to Florida, the first thing I noticed was how much slower the pace seemed and how much nicer the people were. The only thing I missed was the food, which still remains after 20 something years. This winter has reminded me that you couldn't drag me back to New Jersey in a straightjacket. Aside from the weather, the overall materialistic attitudes and generally glum feeling for half of the year made my soul long for something else. I'm a Yankee by birth and a Southerner by the grace of God. __________________ "If we weren't all crazy we would go insane"

01-27-2011, 10:35 AM	#16
jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,475 Trading: (62)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey Last night I was gonna break your balls for sh*ting on my state! This morning I am officially declaring Jersey sucks __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

01-27-2011, 05:59 PM	#19
AUguy The end is always near Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: William Location: Troy, Alabama Posts: 266 Trading: (10)	Re: A southerner's first impressions of Jersey Im no shitting on the state. Im sure its a beautiful place once it thaws out. But right now this place sucks.