At the bar

Bluetick · 06-29-2015, 03:07 PM

So, I was at a bar last night when a woman, ugly and fat as can be, walked in.

She noticed me and came up behind me and smacked my behind.

She said "Hey buddy, I like old guys, so how about you give me your number?"

I turned around to look at her and with a pause I asked "You got a pen?"

She answered "Sure do."

So I said "Well you'd better get back in it before the farmer realizes you're missing"…

shark · 06-29-2015, 03:13 PM

big_jaygee · 06-29-2015, 03:51 PM

shilala · 06-29-2015, 05:33 PM

Heheh.

06-29-2015, 05:46 PM

06-29-2015, 03:07 PM	#1
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	At the bar So, I was at a bar last night when a woman, ugly and fat as can be, walked in. She noticed me and came up behind me and smacked my behind. She said "Hey buddy, I like old guys, so how about you give me your number?" I turned around to look at her and with a pause I asked "You got a pen?" She answered "Sure do." So I said "Well you'd better get back in it before the farmer realizes you're missing"… __________________ "Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. " — H.L. Mencken

06-29-2015, 03:13 PM	#2
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,444 Trading: (0)	Re: At the bar __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

06-29-2015, 03:51 PM	#3
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: At the bar

06-29-2015, 05:33 PM	#4
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: At the bar Heheh. __________________

06-29-2015, 05:46 PM	#5
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