Coma

TonySmith · 12-20-2008, 12:26 AM

A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as
this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of
the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's
room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.

The nurses ran into the room. The husband was standing there, pulling up his
pants, and said, "I think she choked

12-20-2008, 12:41 AM

oh my...

BWHAHAHAHAAHAH

CBI_2 · 12-20-2008, 06:34 AM

That just ain't right. Still funny as h*ll though.

GKitty · 12-22-2008, 04:38 PM

Can't believe I missed this.....

Typical man!! :P

CBI_2 · 12-22-2008, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty

Can't believe I missed this.....

Typical man!! :P

HEY! I resemble that remark.

Mugen910 · 12-22-2008, 05:47 PM

nasty!!!! hahaha
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12-20-2008, 12:26 AM	#1
TonySmith Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 653 Trading: (1)	Coma A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. The husband was standing there, pulling up his pants, and said, "I think she choked

12-20-2008, 12:41 AM	#2
Ace$nyper Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Coma oh my... BWHAHAHAHAAHAH

12-20-2008, 06:34 AM	#3
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Coma That just ain't right. Still funny as h*ll though. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

12-22-2008, 04:38 PM	#4
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Coma Can't believe I missed this..... Typical man!! :P __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

12-22-2008, 05:47 PM	#6
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Coma nasty!!!! hahaha Posted via Mobile Device