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Old 11-07-2008, 07:44 AM   #1
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Default A Beer before it starts:

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You jerk! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
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The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it started."
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Old 11-07-2008, 07:46 AM   #2
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I know that feeling...
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:04 AM   #3
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HAHA!!!! Great!!!
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Old 11-07-2008, 08:43 AM   #4
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Default Re: A Beer before it starts:

Outstanding. It rings an eerily familiar bell.
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Old 11-07-2008, 12:05 PM   #5
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I am going to remember that one. I hope my wife appreciates it as much as I do.
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Old 11-07-2008, 12:31 PM   #6
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That's a great one!!
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Old 11-07-2008, 12:34 PM   #7
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Funny
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Old 11-07-2008, 12:51 PM   #8
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Lololol
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Old 11-07-2008, 12:56 PM   #9
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Too funny!
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Old 11-11-2008, 06:01 PM   #10
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I like it.
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Old 11-11-2008, 06:06 PM   #11
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My wife almost cracked a smile as I read this one out to her.
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Old 11-11-2008, 07:36 PM   #12
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My wife actually DID crack a smile. She didn't bring me a beer though.

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Old 11-11-2008, 07:59 PM   #13
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That man is living my life!! You would have thought that after being married for 34 years I would have learned how to prepare before it started....NOW I know!
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Old 11-11-2008, 08:23 PM   #14
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Oh man this is so going to get me slapped!!
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Old 11-11-2008, 09:07 PM   #15
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That is fantastic. I'm going to have to give that a try and see what happens...
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Old 11-12-2008, 09:13 AM   #16
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That is fantastic. I'm going to have to give that a try and see what happens...
I tried it once, and my next beer came flying out of the kitchen at me.
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Old 11-12-2008, 09:16 AM   #17
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Old 11-14-2008, 01:28 PM   #18
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yup trying this in t-minus 1 hour.
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