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Old 06-15-2018, 07:48 AM   #1
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Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to wondering about things: "Mommy, why has Daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother.

"He thinks a lot," replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness.

"So why do YOU have so much hair?" Little Johnny asks.

"Go eat your breakfast!" snarled his mother.
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Old 06-15-2018, 07:52 AM   #2
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Old 06-15-2018, 08:30 AM   #3
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Old 06-15-2018, 12:22 PM   #4
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God made very few perfect heads ...



So he put hair on the rest .




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Old 06-15-2018, 04:50 PM   #5
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Derrek, I thought you just had hair on your palms?
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