Just Joking...

Steve · 04-12-2021, 08:22 AM

A man is on trial for stealing an overcoat. The judge went straight to the point. "Did you steal this man's overcoat?" he demanded.

"No sir," the defendant replied, with a grin. "I was just playing joke on him."

"And where did you take the coat?" asked the judge.

"I removed it from the coat rack in the restaurant and carried it home with me."

"Guilty," snapped the judge.

"Guilty! Guilty of what?" asked the defendant.

"Guilty of carrying a joke too far!"

icehog3 · 04-12-2021, 09:36 AM

retired · 04-12-2021, 09:39 AM

markem · 04-12-2021, 10:17 AM

Telling this one to my Mom.

04-12-2021, 08:22 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Just Joking... A man is on trial for stealing an overcoat. The judge went straight to the point. "Did you steal this man's overcoat?" he demanded. "No sir," the defendant replied, with a grin. "I was just playing joke on him." "And where did you take the coat?" asked the judge. "I removed it from the coat rack in the restaurant and carried it home with me." "Guilty," snapped the judge. "Guilty! Guilty of what?" asked the defendant. "Guilty of carrying a joke too far!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

04-12-2021, 09:36 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,526 Trading: (61)	Re: Just Joking... __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-12-2021, 09:39 AM	#3
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Re: Just Joking... __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

04-12-2021, 10:17 AM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,504 Trading: (47)	Re: Just Joking... Telling this one to my Mom. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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