For the Rev

cmitch · 03-31-2021, 08:02 AM

A minister announced that he would be preparing a sermon on lying the following week and asked the congregation, "I would like you all to read the entire chapter of Mark 17 in preparation for next week's sermon."
The following Sunday, before the sermon, he asked, "How many of you read Mark 17 this week to prepare for this sermon?" Nearly everyone raised their hand.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters! Now I'll proceed with my sermon on lying."

CigarNut · 03-31-2021, 08:53 AM

markem · 03-31-2021, 09:21 AM

That's excellent!

retired · 03-31-2021, 12:41 PM

RevSmoke · 03-31-2021, 03:04 PM

Another oldie but a goodie.

03-31-2021, 08:02 AM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	For the Rev A minister announced that he would be preparing a sermon on lying the following week and asked the congregation, "I would like you all to read the entire chapter of Mark 17 in preparation for next week's sermon." The following Sunday, before the sermon, he asked, "How many of you read Mark 17 this week to prepare for this sermon?" Nearly everyone raised their hand. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters! Now I'll proceed with my sermon on lying." __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

03-31-2021, 08:53 AM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: For the Rev __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

03-31-2021, 09:21 AM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,500 Trading: (47)	Re: For the Rev That's excellent! __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-31-2021, 12:41 PM	#4
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Re: For the Rev __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

03-31-2021, 03:04 PM	#5
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,806 Trading: (51)	Re: For the Rev Another oldie but a goodie. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

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