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Old 03-03-2012, 12:56 PM   #81
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Are you sure that text is big enough old man?
OHHH....was that nice? No, that was not. I try and do a favor for Fencefixer and I get called old man? I'm hurt...just emotionally wounded with that Sonic. Have I offended you in the past? Have I called you names or kicked your dog? No, I have not. I'm gonna go cry for a bit.
































Man, I feel old today. Actually fell down the stairs into the basement. Just a couple stairs, but landed hard on the concrete. I'm frikkin' sore all over.
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Old 03-03-2012, 01:22 PM   #82
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Hope you're not hurt, Scott. It must have been an accident and not punishment from the bishgods as they said your bishlevel is totally maxed out.

But for what it's worth.. my hip is messed up and I even fall UP the stairs sometimes.. then lie there for a bit while recovering and just laugh at myself, it never gets old but I guess I am.
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Old 03-03-2012, 01:44 PM   #83
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You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!
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Old 03-04-2012, 10:45 AM   #84
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You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!
Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy.
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Old 03-04-2012, 11:33 AM   #85
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Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy.


AAAAAAND the serve is returned with a blistering shot down the baseline....
Can the Man in Black stand up to the pressure?

Both you guys are babies. I hit the big 4 - 0 this last year. Stuff is starting to not work right anymore.
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Old 03-04-2012, 01:27 PM   #86
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Bunch of dang young'uns!
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:21 PM   #87
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I turn 43 on Friday
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Old 03-04-2012, 02:25 PM   #88
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I turn 23 in two weeks I smell a lot of old balls in here!
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Old 03-04-2012, 03:37 PM   #89
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I turn 23 in two weeks I smell a lot of old balls in here!
Hey now.....I shower every day.....you shouldn't be smelling anything. Besides, there is a very short list of people that I would let get their face close enough to accomplish that and brother, YOU AIN'T ON THAT LIST.

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Old 03-04-2012, 04:13 PM   #90
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There is no list if you're asleep.
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Old 03-04-2012, 06:13 PM   #91
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I'm only 18, I feel like the youngest gun up in this bish (credits to DC)
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Old 03-04-2012, 06:43 PM   #92
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Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy.
Virgin? That's not what your old lady said. BAM!
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Old 03-04-2012, 06:51 PM   #94
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Hope that didn't offend ya DC. All in good fun !
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Hope that didn't offend ya DC. All in good fun !
Hell no dude, when I said gangbangin', orgyin', I meant it ... for all ya know ya might have and I don't recall you..

Can't really offend me unless you start talking trash about my kids.
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Will never cross that line. I got 3 boys of my own.
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:15 PM   #97
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You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!
Lucky. I'm 21 and feel about 54
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:38 PM   #98
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Make sure you hit Larry (ogre) next. I'm sure if you need his address, somebody will snitch him out.
Shut the PIE HOLE BIOTCH!!!! It has been a while since you have been .
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:42 PM   #99
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Shut the PIE HOLE BIOTCH!!!! It has been a while since you have been .
Bro... easy there.. such anger! I've been told that with the hormones you might be taking you'll grow breasts too.. easy man easy..

DC sends love, ! Feel the shock wave of warmth and kindness embrace you while your mind travels to distant peaceful places... and I snatch your wallet from you meanwhile...
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