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Old 11-29-2011, 10:04 AM   #1
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Default Don't go to bed drunk

Note to self: Don't go to bed drunk

I woke up this morning, got dressed and went to the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast.

I looked to see what she was cooking, and I saw one of my socks in the frying pan.

"What are you doing?", I asked.

"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk", she replied.

Completely puzzled, I walked away thinking to myself,

"I don't remember asking her to cook my sock..."
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Old 11-29-2011, 10:06 AM   #2
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Hah! Morning chuckle. thanks
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Old 11-29-2011, 12:03 PM   #3
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Old 11-29-2011, 12:39 PM   #4
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Took me .0039 seconds to get it, but I got it.


P.S. Is this a true story?
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Old 11-29-2011, 04:00 PM   #6
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