Gold Fish Burial

Skywalker · 02-08-2012, 08:31 AM

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?"

"My goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

irratebass · 02-08-2012, 08:33 AM

McSmokey · 02-08-2012, 08:33 AM

Blak Smyth · 02-08-2012, 08:35 AM

Stupid cats, hahaha.

Where's Alf when you need him?

kelmac07 · 02-08-2012, 08:38 AM

shilala · 02-08-2012, 09:04 AM

Nice.

Ogre · 02-08-2012, 10:03 AM

Dave128 · 02-08-2012, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth

Stupid cats, hahaha.

Where's Alf when you need him?

I love Alf. I'm pretty sure I have every one of the comic books.

02-08-2012, 08:31 AM	#1
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