Lord give me strength - Page 5

BloodSpite · 12-14-2010, 11:19 AM

Have you considered sending them on one of those meetings where they sit for like 4 hours being told the wonders of time shares?

Say...all of them within a 2 hour drive?

icehog3 · 12-14-2010, 01:23 PM

Watch dog bark on a hot summer night,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
watch dog bark, though he bite,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
slip in his window, break their neck,
then their house I start to wreck,
got no reason, what the heck!
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
C-I-L-L my in-laws.

12-14-2010, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Watch dog bark on a hot summer night,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
watch dog bark, though he bite,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
slip in his window, break their neck,
then their house I start to wreck,
got no reason, what the heck!
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
C-I-L-L my in-laws.

Seems like a song that would have a banjo behind it, right?

357 · 12-14-2010, 01:37 PM

My in-laws routinely stay for a month. Of course, they live in Europe and my wife and I live in Michigan.

I honestly have nothing to complain about. I love my in-laws and they are great with my kids. After a while though my MIL starts driving my wife nuts.

icehog3 · 12-14-2010, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BC-Axeman

Seems like a song that would have a banjo behind it, right?

Actually an old SNL Eddie Murphy skit, substitute "landlord" for in-laws.

Lear31MX · 12-14-2010, 02:11 PM

Well Kevin after talking with you last night and then reading this thread, I feel for you bro, two weeks is a long time to hold your tongue. You keep a very nice clean home and a couple of mutts shouldn't be ALLOWED to disgrace it with piss. Maybe a trip to the neighbors house Smith&Wesson's is in order

M1903A1 · 12-14-2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Watch dog bark on a hot summer night,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
watch dog bark, though he bite,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
slip in his window, break their neck,
then their house I start to wreck,
got no reason, what the heck!
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
C-I-L-L my in-laws.

Ah, yes. "Images" by Tyrone Banks.

Lucky_Hippo · 12-14-2010, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CasaDooley

I tried to clean the entry rug, But it looks like I'll have to send it out to get it done right. I have another area rug to replace it, but damn, that rug really tied the room together. I feel like the Dude.

The Dude abides. At this point White Russians are your friend, my friend.

Keep your head up Brother!

CasaDooley · 12-15-2010, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Watch dog bark on a hot summer night,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
watch dog bark, though he bite,
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
slip in his window, break their neck,
then their house I start to wreck,
got no reason, what the heck!
kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws,
C-I-L-L my in-laws.

WINNER!
Just made my night Tom!

CasaDooley · 12-15-2010, 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Lear31MX

Well Kevin after talking with you last night and then reading this thread, I feel for you bro, two weeks is a long time to hold your tongue. You keep a very nice clean home and a couple of mutts shouldn't be ALLOWED to disgrace it with piss. Maybe a trip to the neighbors house Smith&Wesson's is in order

Now ya know why I really want to get away and hit the cigar lounge as often as possible!

Chingas · 12-15-2010, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CasaDooley

Now ya know why I really want to get away and hit the cigar lounge as often as possible!

Do it! I'd say you deserve it.

By the way. Just rewatched Christmas Vacation last nite and this thread came to mind...

shilala · 12-24-2010, 12:41 PM

We're really gonna need a summary on this one, Kev. I just came and looked this thread up just so Lisa and I could see how it all worked out.

Chingas · 12-24-2010, 02:13 PM

Yes. Update PLEASE!

icehog3 · 12-24-2010, 04:41 PM

Kevin had another thread where he said his FIL (not the one staying with him) passed away yesterday, so he might not be able to update here at the moment.

CasaDooley · 12-26-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

Kevin had another thread where he said his FIL (not the one staying with him) passed away yesterday, so he might not be able to update here at the moment.

Thank you Tom, you are correct. My true father in-law who just passed lived in northern Ca.
I will be up dating you all shortly on the further trails and tribulations here at the Casa as soon as I gather my scattered thoughts (and get back from the hardware store as I needed to pick up a shovel, lg plastic bags, duct tape and lye

)

Bunker · 12-26-2010, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CasaDooley

Thank you Tom, you are correct. My true father in-law who just passed lived in northern Ca.
I will be up dating you all shortly on the further trails and tribulations here at the Casa as soon as I gather my scattered thoughts (and get back from the hardware store as I needed to pick up a shovel, lg plastic bags, duct tape and lye

)

Sorry for your loss. Glad to see you are back on the task at hand

SNKBYT · 12-26-2010, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CasaDooley

Thank you Tom, you are correct. My true father in-law who just passed lived in northern Ca.
I will be up dating you all shortly on the further trails and tribulations here at the Casa as soon as I gather my scattered thoughts (and get back from the hardware store as I needed to pick up a shovel, lg plastic bags, duct tape and lye

)

sorry for your loss but I see you've retained your sense of humor

Old Sailor · 12-27-2010, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CasaDooley

Thank you Tom, you are correct. My true father in-law who just passed lived in northern Ca.
I will be up dating you all shortly on the further trails and tribulations here at the Casa as soon as I gather my scattered thoughts (and get back from the hardware store as I needed to pick up a shovel, lg plastic bags, duct tape and lye )

find a horse ranch, under the manure pile they go.....in about 3 weeks nothing left!!

justonemorestick · 12-27-2010, 08:00 AM

Sorry to hear about your Father in Law. I cant wait to hear more about your troubles on the home front though.

357 · 12-27-2010, 08:35 AM

hmmm my next door neighbor has horses....

On a serious note, sorry for your loss Kevin. Prayers sent.

12-14-2010, 11:19 AM	#81
BloodSpite He Who Dares...WINS! Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Southwest, Missouri Posts: 364 Trading: (1)	Re: Lord give me strength Have you considered sending them on one of those meetings where they sit for like 4 hours being told the wonders of time shares? Say...all of them within a 2 hour drive?

12-14-2010, 01:23 PM	#82
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,561 Trading: (60)	Re: Lord give me strength Watch dog bark on a hot summer night, kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws, watch dog bark, though he bite, kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws, slip in his window, break their neck, then their house I start to wreck, got no reason, what the heck! kill my in-laws, kill my in-laws, C-I-L-L my in-laws. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

12-14-2010, 01:37 PM	#84
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Lord give me strength My in-laws routinely stay for a month. Of course, they live in Europe and my wife and I live in Michigan. I honestly have nothing to complain about. I love my in-laws and they are great with my kids. After a while though my MIL starts driving my wife nuts. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

12-14-2010, 02:11 PM	#86
Lear31MX Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Anthony Location: Pacific Northwest L.C.D.H. Posts: 451 Trading: (8)	Re: Lord give me strength Well Kevin after talking with you last night and then reading this thread, I feel for you bro, two weeks is a long time to hold your tongue. You keep a very nice clean home and a couple of mutts shouldn't be ALLOWED to disgrace it with piss. Maybe a trip to the neighbors house Smith&Wesson's is in order __________________ Being still and doing nothing are two very different things.

12-24-2010, 12:41 PM	#92
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Lord give me strength We're really gonna need a summary on this one, Kev. I just came and looked this thread up just so Lisa and I could see how it all worked out. __________________

12-24-2010, 02:13 PM	#93
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: Lord give me strength Yes. Update PLEASE! __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

12-24-2010, 04:41 PM	#94
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,561 Trading: (60)	Re: Lord give me strength Kevin had another thread where he said his FIL (not the one staying with him) passed away yesterday, so he might not be able to update here at the moment. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

12-27-2010, 08:00 AM	#99
justonemorestick Kat Krap Kontanment Media Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Warren Location: Las Cruces Posts: 292 Trading: (13)	Re: Lord give me strength Sorry to hear about your Father in Law. I cant wait to hear more about your troubles on the home front though. __________________ This message was created entirely of recycled electrons, manufactured before 1899 in an effort to prevent global de-electrification.

12-27-2010, 08:35 AM	#100
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Lord give me strength hmmm my next door neighbor has horses.... On a serious note, sorry for your loss Kevin. Prayers sent. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain