Forbidden Love (NSFW)

benedic08 · 07-22-2012, 06:01 PM

One day John moved into a cheap apartment complex. The complex was old and rickety with holes in the wall, it wasn't a great place, but living directly above his apartment was the love of his life Jenny. The problem was Jenny's father didn't like John and forbade Jenny to see him. It was forbidden love. The couple would sneak around once in a while just to see each other. There came a time where the couple wanted to have sex but couldn't figure out how, until an idea came upon them. There was a hole on John's ceiling that went through to Jenny's apartment above. John hired a body builder to lift him up to the hole, while Jenny sat on the hole and pretended to iron her clothes. John instructed the bodybuilder to push him up when he hoes ahhhh.... and pull him back when he goes oooooh.... So the couple started, and John was going ooohhhh.... Ahhhh... ohhhh.... ahhhhh..... Suddenly Jenny's father arrived, and in her panic moved away from the hole and covered it with her clothing iron. John went, AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

MrWolf55 · 07-22-2012, 09:38 PM

sucks for that guy

markem · 07-22-2012, 09:44 PM

Hope it wasn't a steam iron

Was she using starch?

icehog3 · 07-22-2012, 10:39 PM

Ooooh! Oooooh! Oooooh!

07-22-2012, 06:01 PM	#1
benedic08 Bob's great grandson Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Benedic Location: Hot and Wet Manila Posts: 525 Trading: (8)	Forbidden Love (NSFW) One day John moved into a cheap apartment complex. The complex was old and rickety with holes in the wall, it wasn't a great place, but living directly above his apartment was the love of his life Jenny. The problem was Jenny's father didn't like John and forbade Jenny to see him. It was forbidden love. The couple would sneak around once in a while just to see each other. There came a time where the couple wanted to have sex but couldn't figure out how, until an idea came upon them. There was a hole on John's ceiling that went through to Jenny's apartment above. John hired a body builder to lift him up to the hole, while Jenny sat on the hole and pretended to iron her clothes. John instructed the bodybuilder to push him up when he hoes ahhhh.... and pull him back when he goes oooooh.... So the couple started, and John was going ooohhhh.... Ahhhh... ohhhh.... ahhhhh..... Suddenly Jenny's father arrived, and in her panic moved away from the hole and covered it with her clothing iron. John went, AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

07-22-2012, 09:38 PM	#2
MrWolf55 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 112 Trading: (3)	Re: Forbidden Love (NSFW) sucks for that guy

07-22-2012, 09:44 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,527 Trading: (47)	Re: Forbidden Love (NSFW) Hope it wasn't a steam iron Was she using starch? __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

07-22-2012, 10:39 PM	#4
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,558 Trading: (60)	Re: Forbidden Love (NSFW) Ooooh! Oooooh! Oooooh! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!