You may be a midwesterner if....

MajorCaptSilly · 12-05-2012, 09:40 AM

.....you like apples.
..... your car is has either a manual or automatic transmission.
..... you occasionally have dinner at a restaurant.
...... you understand the concept of gravity.
...... you are obsessed with Vegemite.

MCS

Zane · 12-05-2012, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

.....you like apples.
..... your car is has either a manual or automatic transmission.
..... you occasionally have dinner at a restaurant.
...... you understand the concept of gravity.
...... you are obsessed with Vegemite.

MCS

I had to google what Vegemite was.....

Chainsaw13 · 12-05-2012, 10:56 AM

Do I have to answer yes to all of them to qualify? I'm still iffy on the whole gravity thing.

jledou · 12-05-2012, 11:06 AM

Do you come from a land down under?

dijit · 12-05-2012, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

.....you like apples.
..... your car is has either a manual or automatic transmission.
..... you occasionally have dinner at a restaurant.
...... you understand the concept of gravity.
...... you are obsessed with Vegemite.

MCS

Must be midwestern Australia because we all know midwestern USA would be Underwood's deviled ham instead of vegemite.

icehog3 · 12-05-2012, 01:03 PM

I am not an animal.

hotreds · 12-05-2012, 01:05 PM

That's NOT what she said!

icehog3 · 12-05-2012, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

That's NOT what she said!

Aw, shucks.....

replicant_argent · 12-05-2012, 02:30 PM

Doubtful. I sense a disturbance in the metaphysical abraction of psuedo-religion.
I'm being repressed.

Chainsaw13 · 12-05-2012, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dijit

Must be midwestern Australia because we all know midwestern USA would be Underwood's deviled ham instead of vegemite.

Carrie Underwood has her own line of deviled ham? Talk about branching out. I think she's tapped a market even Gene Simmons hasn't.

pektel · 12-05-2012, 02:50 PM

I understand the concept of gravy.

MajorCaptSilly · 12-05-2012, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent

Doubtful. I sense a disturbance in the metaphysical abraction of psuedo-religion.
I'm being repressed.

It's not psuedo-religion. It's psuedo-philosophy.

MCS

replicant_argent · 12-05-2012, 04:39 PM

Oh, and abraction should be sklee-speak for abstraction.

dijit · 12-06-2012, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Chainsaw13

Carrie Underwood has her own line of deviled ham? Talk about branching out. I think she's tapped a market even Gene Simmons hasn't.

Who's this Carrie Underwood guy?

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