all hippies smell like patchouli

bruceolee · 01-22-2022, 04:26 PM

I know it's a provocative title but i was in the doctors office the other day and this elderly flower child came to an office with "no perfume" signs everywhere smelling like patchouli although smelling like it doesn't adequately describe it. she reeked of it. the horrible part was they complained to her but let her stay despite the signs. So next time i'm bringing some axe body spray just in case she shows up. better yet i'll do a throwback to my teenage years and buy a bottle of drakkar noir and hit her with it. I cannot adequately describe how badly she smelled and she thought it smelt great.

seriously in my younger years when i wasn't a christian i would've done that but not anymore. Now i try to give an ounce of Grace. God bless you all!

Chainsaw13 · 01-22-2022, 04:31 PM

Ugh, that’s horrible smelling stuff. And you’re right, when they put it on, they use enough for multiple people.

Reminds me of a woman I worked with at one of my first IT jobs years ago. The perfume she wore was rather pungent. You could smell her before she entered the room and long after she left. Didn’t help our offices were in the basement of and old bank in downtown Detroit. Not the greatest ventilation.

Tio Gato · 01-22-2022, 04:54 PM

I had hired a girl that wore patchouli. I had never smelled it before. I thought it was because she owned a horse. Thinking she must sleep with the thing. P fn U!

gravel · 01-22-2022, 09:10 PM

As a native of the Northern California coast, I got used to the smell of patchouli. A lot of people wore it in the coastal towns I lived/frequented.

T.G · 01-23-2022, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by bruceolee

So next time i'm bringing some axe body spray just in case she shows up. better yet i'll do a throwback to my teenage years and buy a bottle of drakkar noir and hit her with it.

This bloke's method would be _way_ more effective...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73d6h_go7QI

The Poet · 01-23-2022, 06:44 AM

I recently read that the masculine version of "Karen" is "Ken".

TXRebel · 01-23-2022, 08:12 AM

It's to cover up the smell of the MJ she was smoking

Wharf Rat · 01-23-2022, 10:59 AM

Hey, I’m an old hippy. Thank you for your pleasant post.

Dave128 · 01-23-2022, 05:29 PM

My (ex)girlfriend has a body lotion that has patchouli in it. It's pretty subtle and I liked it a lot.

Weelok · 01-23-2022, 07:51 PM

Drakkar Noir!!!!!!

I used that LOL. Maybe a third of it anyway.

Now I go cigar and coffee breath.

Chainsaw13 · 01-23-2022, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Weelok

Drakkar Noir!!!!!!

I used that LOL. Maybe a third of it anyway.

Now I go cigar and coffee breath.

I may or may not have had a bottle of DK back in high school. Was never in the Polo camp. Remember those two being the hot colognes at the time.

icehog3 · 01-24-2022, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Chainsaw13

I may or may not have had a bottle of DK back in high school. Was never in the Polo camp. Remember those two being the hot colognes at the time.

I'm old, I wore Stetson in HS.

Never been a fan of the patchouli. Sharp, smells like it's trying to cover up a lack of bathing.

bruceolee · 01-24-2022, 09:19 AM

Drakkar Noir was the Hai Karate of the 90's

mosesbotbol · 01-25-2022, 08:34 PM

There are plenty of high end perfumes and fragrances that use patchouli and it smells lovely. Not dirty hippy smelling at all.

Here is a highly recommended one: Monsieur Frederic Malle

bonjing · 01-25-2022, 09:56 PM

We have a dude that alternates between bo and wet towel smell. He also is known for scratching his crotch and sniffing his fingers. I’ve seent it with my own eyes. I’ve also seen this dude double fisting it while behind another person, pointed it out to my coworker and we had a good laugh. He’s also been know and seen having conversations with both men and women while scratching his crotch.

T.G · 01-25-2022, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bonjing

We have a dude that alternates between bo and wet towel smell. He also is known for scratching his crotch and sniffing his fingers. I’ve seent it with my own eyes. I’ve also seen this dude double fisting it while behind another person, pointed it out to my coworker and we had a good laugh. He’s also been know and seen having conversations with both men and women while scratching his crotch.

Dude... you work in a post office.

01-22-2022, 04:26 PM	#1
bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	all hippies smell like patchouli I know it's a provocative title but i was in the doctors office the other day and this elderly flower child came to an office with "no perfume" signs everywhere smelling like patchouli although smelling like it doesn't adequately describe it. she reeked of it. the horrible part was they complained to her but let her stay despite the signs. So next time i'm bringing some axe body spray just in case she shows up. better yet i'll do a throwback to my teenage years and buy a bottle of drakkar noir and hit her with it. I cannot adequately describe how badly she smelled and she thought it smelt great. seriously in my younger years when i wasn't a christian i would've done that but not anymore. Now i try to give an ounce of Grace. God bless you all! __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon

01-22-2022, 04:31 PM	#2
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,033 Trading: (96)	Re: all hippies smell like patchouli Ugh, that’s horrible smelling stuff. And you’re right, when they put it on, they use enough for multiple people. Reminds me of a woman I worked with at one of my first IT jobs years ago. The perfume she wore was rather pungent. You could smell her before she entered the room and long after she left. Didn’t help our offices were in the basement of and old bank in downtown Detroit. Not the greatest ventilation. __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums. Last edited by Chainsaw13; 01-22-2022 at 04:39 PM.

01-22-2022, 04:54 PM	#3
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: all hippies smell like patchouli I had hired a girl that wore patchouli. I had never smelled it before. I thought it was because she owned a horse. Thinking she must sleep with the thing. P fn U! __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

01-22-2022, 09:10 PM	#4
gravel Still Washing My Back Join Date: Mar 2014 First Name: Geoff Location: Oregon Posts: 262 Trading: (3)	Re: all hippies smell like patchouli As a native of the Northern California coast, I got used to the smell of patchouli. A lot of people wore it in the coastal towns I lived/frequented.

01-23-2022, 06:44 AM	#6
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: all hippies smell like patchouli I recently read that the masculine version of "Karen" is "Ken". __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

01-23-2022, 08:12 AM	#7
TXRebel Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Cary Location: Texas Posts: 1,274 Trading: (12)	Re: all hippies smell like patchouli It's to cover up the smell of the MJ she was smoking __________________ "The government turns every contingency into an excuse for enhancing power in itself."

01-23-2022, 10:59 AM	#8
Wharf Rat I'll get up and fly away Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bob Location: Florence, SC Posts: 780 Trading: (7)	Re: all hippies smell like patchouli Hey, I’m an old hippy. Thank you for your pleasant post.

01-23-2022, 05:29 PM	#9
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,917 Trading: (4)	Re: all hippies smell like patchouli My (ex)girlfriend has a body lotion that has patchouli in it. It's pretty subtle and I liked it a lot. __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

01-23-2022, 07:51 PM	#10
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 3,971 Trading: (21)	Re: all hippies smell like patchouli Drakkar Noir!!!!!! I used that LOL. Maybe a third of it anyway. Now I go cigar and coffee breath. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

01-24-2022, 09:19 AM	#13
bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	Re: all hippies smell like patchouli Drakkar Noir was the Hai Karate of the 90's __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon

01-25-2022, 08:34 PM	#14
mosesbotbol That's a Corgi Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moses Location: Boston Posts: 6,170 Trading: (6)	Re: all hippies smell like patchouli There are plenty of high end perfumes and fragrances that use patchouli and it smells lovely. Not dirty hippy smelling at all. Here is a highly recommended one: Monsieur Frederic Malle __________________ Port Wine & Claret \| British Cars \| Welsh Corgi's

01-25-2022, 09:56 PM	#15
bonjing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,967 Trading: (39)	Re: all hippies smell like patchouli We have a dude that alternates between bo and wet towel smell. He also is known for scratching his crotch and sniffing his fingers. I’ve seent it with my own eyes. I’ve also seen this dude double fisting it while behind another person, pointed it out to my coworker and we had a good laugh. He’s also been know and seen having conversations with both men and women while scratching his crotch. __________________ Be Excellent to Each Other - Bill & Ted

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