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Old 10-26-2010, 08:16 PM   #1
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Ok, so I grab my very first Opus X ever, and start to light it, my lighter runs out of butane. No biggie, I set the garden hose on the tree, run inside and grab my matches.

Now the important part, I start to light it as I exit the house and there is a lady walking by with her kids. I proceed to walk over to the hose, pick it up, and out of no where, the lady walks up, grabs the cigar out of my mouth, and throws it in the water! She proceeded to lecture me about smoking infront of her kids and how bad smoking is, and it goes on for 20 seconds or so before the shock wears off and I give her kind words of my own.

Has anyone else dealt with someone so self righteous that they have done something like that? Or is my luck that good?
 
Old 10-26-2010, 08:17 PM   #2
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wow - that's NUTS.

I think I might be in jail if that happened to me.
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WTF??!! That's assault! File charges! She should teach her kids about respect for others!
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Oh hell no! That's a a damn tragedy! I would tell her what it cost and make her pay for a new one.
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Was this a neighbor ?. Were you on your property
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thats some bull$#it
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Plus the B!tch needs to make a formal apology to you in front of her kids AND replace the damned cigar!
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wow - that's NUTS.

I think I might be in jail if that happened to me.
I'd be in the cell next to ya Vin!

That's reall ballsy!
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i'd have punched her dead in the face
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Those kids would have heard some words I'm sorry, That is just un F**king believable jeez how would anyone think that was okay to do?
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:25 PM   #12
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I pitched my fallen comrade, but here he is before the accident xD

Haha, I don't even know who she was or I'd have a much longer story, I just let her walk off, she's gonna have to explain the meaning of enough words to her children anyway
 
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I'm with this guy. Either that or grab her and throw her face in that same water and make her fish the wet cigar out with her teeth.

I can't believe that. When I read it, I got that rage-induced tunnel vision. Glad it didn't happen to me.
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I'd have farted violently in her mouth.
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She deserves to be beat with the hose. That's pretty ballsy of her. She obviously has a husband that lets her walk all over him and run the household as she clearly feels she can treat everyone like sh*t and that her sh*t doesn't stink. If she was cute than she deserves to have you PIIHB.
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Seriously, was she on your property? That would make it even worse.

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Old 10-26-2010, 08:29 PM   #17
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I keep waiting for him to come out and say"just kidding guys". Outrageous.
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Oh hell no! That's a a damn tragedy! I would tell her what it cost and make her pay for a new one.
The best answer so far IMO.... Assuming this was a neighbor or the like, I'd probably explain that she just dumped $15 of my money on that cigar and leave it at that.

People are going to make irrational decisions that affect me.... I am going to do my best to try to not make irrational decisions that continue that momentum.
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Lol @ piihb. Shoulda done it regardless out of spite.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:39 PM   #20
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Well, I was kinda on kinda off my property, I was standing next to the mail boxes for the neighborhood, but I have no clue where she is from since there are apartments across the street and 3 other neighborhoods very close by.

I figure she will think twice about doing that again, she probably leaned some new words
 
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