Sex and the elderly

markem · 11-03-2008, 05:30 PM

An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into
a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such
an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks
them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50,
and says good bye.

A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor,
then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my
house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare!

G G · 11-03-2008, 05:41 PM

Saw this one before but still funny.

Thaplumbr · 11-03-2008, 05:57 PM

Man, thats messed up!!!

11-03-2008, 05:30 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,546 Trading: (47)	Sex and the elderly An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good bye. A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare! __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

11-03-2008, 05:41 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Sex and the elderly Saw this one before but still funny.

11-03-2008, 05:57 PM	#3
Thaplumbr Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Leroy Location: Jacksonville Arkansas Posts: 585 Trading: (58)	Re: Sex and the elderly Man, thats messed up!!! __________________ Proud to be a TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS FAN!!