Dog dishes and I don't mix

elderboy02 · 05-29-2011, 06:15 PM

Well, I had a pretty crappy day. Let me just say that dog water bowls and I don't mix.

Back in 2008 (when I first started smoking), I was smoking a Nub. I dropped it in the dog's water dish on the porch.

Fast forward to today. I am sitting on the porch in the beautiful weather smoking a '09 Cohiba Siglo 2. e-man67 calls me up, and I reach for my Droid and I proceed to drop it in the dog dish. So, my phone is ruined. Now, $150 later, I now own a new cell phone.

It seems that I am dropping more expensive things in the dish as time goes on. I just hope next time it isn't the iPad

Drez · 05-29-2011, 06:21 PM

Talk about bad luck Dan. Why not just smoke away from the dogs water bowl lol.

If I were you inwould duck tape the iPad to your hand just in case hahaha.

TBone · 05-29-2011, 06:27 PM

I heard of bad luck but I think your on a streak of 3's get the last outta the way...and by all means move the dogs water bowl

chippewastud79 · 05-29-2011, 06:29 PM

Just smoke inside the house.

Ogre · 05-29-2011, 06:38 PM

Clear a 50ft radius around you!!!! Sorry to hear about the phone.

elderboy02 · 05-29-2011, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Drez

Talk about bad luck Dan. Why not just smoke away from the dogs water bowl lol.

If I were you inwould duck tape the iPad to your hand just in case hahaha.

I just might do that

14holestogie · 05-29-2011, 06:49 PM

Bigger toys, smaller bowls. Glad I could help.

pnoon · 05-29-2011, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elderboy02

Well, I had a pretty crappy day. Let me just say that dog water bowls and I don't mix.

Back in 2008 (when I first started smoking), I was smoking a Nub. I dropped it in the dog's water dish on the porch.

Fast forward to today. I am sitting on the porch in the beautiful weather smoking a '09 Cohiba Siglo 2. e-man67 calls me up, and I reach for my Droid and I proceed to drop it in the dog dish. So, my phone is ruined. Now, $150 later, I now own a new cell phone.

It seems that I am dropping more expensive things in the dish as time goes on. I just hope next time it isn't the iPad

Sorry to hear that, Dan.

Just buy a fiver of Nubs and chuck 'em all in the dog's water bowl. That should cover you for a while and it's the best spot for a Nub.

justonemorestick · 05-29-2011, 07:14 PM

Dont worry its only a little water what you need to do is get a Great Dane and have to use a 5 gal bucket for a water dish then we will talk about what you can drown is the water dish. I am careful about where my pups bucket is especially when on the phone.

kelmac07 · 05-29-2011, 07:19 PM

Sorry to hear Dan. Might wanna move the dog dish away from your smoking chair.

replicant_argent · 05-29-2011, 07:22 PM

http://allmypetsupplies.com/p-3330-d...t-waterer.aspx

There ya go, buddy, that will cost you a Cohibo and a Nub.

Skywalker · 05-29-2011, 10:49 PM

Sorry Dan!

That's why I let my wife take care of the dogs dish!!!

Patrick B · 05-30-2011, 04:42 AM

Ouch! Very soon after I got a new phone (maybe 2 phones ago) I dropped it into a sink full of dishes. Grabbed it out as fast as I could and shook the sh!t out of it. Worked like a charm (aka I got lucky!).

Time to move the dogs water bowl away from your smoking spot!

Eleven · 05-30-2011, 05:32 AM

If you only had one of these for the phone and the nub!

GreekGodX · 05-30-2011, 07:43 AM

Does your dog use a 3-foot inflatable pool for a water bowl?! You must have some skill to drop it right into the bowl

taltos · 05-30-2011, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by GreekGodX

Does your dog use a 3-foot inflatable pool for a water bowl?! You must have some skill to drop it right into the bowl

Either that or what they call buzzard's luck.

05-29-2011, 06:15 PM	#1
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,495 Trading: (133)	Dog dishes and I don't mix Well, I had a pretty crappy day. Let me just say that dog water bowls and I don't mix. Back in 2008 (when I first started smoking), I was smoking a Nub. I dropped it in the dog's water dish on the porch. Fast forward to today. I am sitting on the porch in the beautiful weather smoking a '09 Cohiba Siglo 2. e-man67 calls me up, and I reach for my Droid and I proceed to drop it in the dog dish. So, my phone is ruined. Now, $150 later, I now own a new cell phone. It seems that I am dropping more expensive things in the dish as time goes on. I just hope next time it isn't the iPad

05-29-2011, 06:21 PM	#2
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: Dog dishes and I don't mix Talk about bad luck Dan. Why not just smoke away from the dogs water bowl lol. If I were you inwould duck tape the iPad to your hand just in case hahaha. __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

05-29-2011, 06:27 PM	#3
TBone Equal opportunity Bomber Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Paul Location: Virginia Posts: 2,508 Trading: (25)	Re: Dog dishes and I don't mix I heard of bad luck but I think your on a streak of 3's get the last outta the way...and by all means move the dogs water bowl

05-29-2011, 06:29 PM	#4
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Dog dishes and I don't mix Just smoke inside the house. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

05-29-2011, 06:38 PM	#5
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Dog dishes and I don't mix Clear a 50ft radius around you!!!! Sorry to hear about the phone. __________________

05-29-2011, 06:49 PM	#7
14holestogie Serial banter killer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Clintonville, WI Posts: 4,341 Trading: (52)	Re: Dog dishes and I don't mix Bigger toys, smaller bowls. Glad I could help. __________________ *I loves me a Parti*

05-29-2011, 07:14 PM	#9
justonemorestick Kat Krap Kontanment Media Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Warren Location: Las Cruces Posts: 292 Trading: (13)	Re: Dog dishes and I don't mix Dont worry its only a little water what you need to do is get a Great Dane and have to use a 5 gal bucket for a water dish then we will talk about what you can drown is the water dish. I am careful about where my pups bucket is especially when on the phone. __________________ This message was created entirely of recycled electrons, manufactured before 1899 in an effort to prevent global de-electrification.

05-29-2011, 07:19 PM	#10
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Dog dishes and I don't mix Sorry to hear Dan. Might wanna move the dog dish away from your smoking chair. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-29-2011, 07:22 PM	#11
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Dog dishes and I don't mix http://allmypetsupplies.com/p-3330-d...t-waterer.aspx There ya go, buddy, that will cost you a Cohibo and a Nub. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

05-29-2011, 10:49 PM	#12
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Dog dishes and I don't mix Sorry Dan! That's why I let my wife take care of the dogs dish!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

05-30-2011, 04:42 AM	#13
Patrick B Feeling at Home Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Cincinnati OH Posts: 713 Trading: (6)	Re: Dog dishes and I don't mix Ouch! Very soon after I got a new phone (maybe 2 phones ago) I dropped it into a sink full of dishes. Grabbed it out as fast as I could and shook the sh!t out of it. Worked like a charm (aka I got lucky!). Time to move the dogs water bowl away from your smoking spot!

05-30-2011, 05:32 AM	#14
Eleven Solid As The Sun Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Scott Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,859 Trading: (23)	Re: Dog dishes and I don't mix If you only had one of these for the phone and the nub! __________________ CA: putting the 'man' in bromance since 2008! --markem.

05-30-2011, 07:43 AM	#15
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,893 Trading: (82)	Re: Dog dishes and I don't mix Does your dog use a 3-foot inflatable pool for a water bowl?! You must have some skill to drop it right into the bowl __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda