Cat advice - Page 2

12-09-2008, 09:08 PM

as far as their diet: vodka looks a lot like water.

de-claw them as soon as you can. they are going to tear out your throat on christmas eve. a little birdy told me.

shilala · 12-09-2008, 09:50 PM

I'm pretty sure my cat is an engineer. The kind with a hat.

schnell987 · 12-09-2008, 10:18 PM

I think they would like cake.

That'll win them over.

If not, drop them off behind the Chinese restaurant.

Skywalker · 12-09-2008, 10:21 PM

Maybe it has something to do with you naming them!!!

phidelt076 · 12-09-2008, 10:26 PM

They probably played hide the poo while you were at work. They're ignoring you to not give away the location.

12-10-2008, 12:07 AM

Did you change their cat litter by chance? They hate some types and will start pi$$ing underneath your bed and behind your furniture and by the time you figure out what they have been doing they will start acting nice again to you. They are masters of psychology.

bigloo · 12-10-2008, 12:10 AM

Get dogs, problem solved.

Don Fernando · 12-10-2008, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I have 2 cats: Ginger & Cupcake. They are about 8 years old and very healthy inside cats. Lately they have been ignoring me. The only time they give me any attention is when they're hungry. I think they are also mocking me when I'm not looking. Do you think they're mad at me?

MCS

12-10-2008, 12:36 AM

Here is what you do, feed them less so they're always hungry! ...Or get a dog and the problem will solve itself.

12-10-2008, 01:19 AM

I honestly fear that my cat is not only learning how to speak English, but is also an alcoholic....More than once now I have woken up, gone to the kitchen, and found another bottle of booze knocked off the top of the fridge and a woozy cat nearby...

12-10-2008, 02:01 AM

my cat used to love to get drunk or was that me thinking i was a cat i dont no i was drunk

12-10-2008, 11:14 AM

landhoney · 12-10-2008, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RX2010

rub that catnip on your thighs, problem solved

Other problems may arise........

12-10-2008, 11:20 AM

Nuff said.

cbsmokin · 12-10-2008, 11:59 AM

Move all of your furniture around, that will piss them off for sure!

Whee · 12-14-2008, 07:30 PM

MCS,

I saw this and feared for you, until I saw it was in North Carolina.

Hide the handguns!!
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/...4091229116961/

The headline says it all.

MajorCaptSilly · 12-14-2008, 08:18 PM

I rubbed them together and stuck them on the ceiling today. They are pissed. Sleeping with my eyes open tonight!

MCS

12-14-2008, 08:28 PM

Gotta throw this out there....

Do you know how to make a cat sound like a dog??

Douse it in gasoline, light a match, and WOOF!!!!

Now, do you know how to make a dog sound like a cat??

Stick it in the freezer for about a week, take it out, run it across the tablesaw....MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CBI_2 · 12-14-2008, 08:43 PM

It's a good thing you are all in an asylum because you are frickin nuts.

Jason · 12-14-2008, 10:02 PM

wrap their feet in foil and put a sock on their heads, they'll love you forever

12-09-2008, 09:08 PM	#21
SonsofClubDeck Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice as far as their diet: vodka looks a lot like water. de-claw them as soon as you can. they are going to tear out your throat on christmas eve. a little birdy told me.

12-09-2008, 09:50 PM	#22
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Cat advice I'm pretty sure my cat is an engineer. The kind with a hat. __________________

12-09-2008, 10:18 PM	#23
schnell987 Grateful to the 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: Atlanta Posts: 154 Trading: (2)	Re: Cat advice I think they would like cake. That'll win them over. If not, drop them off behind the Chinese restaurant. __________________

12-09-2008, 10:21 PM	#24
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Cat advice Maybe it has something to do with you naming them!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

12-09-2008, 10:26 PM	#25
phidelt076 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 85 Trading: (2)	Re: Cat advice They probably played hide the poo while you were at work. They're ignoring you to not give away the location.

12-10-2008, 12:07 AM	#26
Cigary Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice Did you change their cat litter by chance? They hate some types and will start pi$$ing underneath your bed and behind your furniture and by the time you figure out what they have been doing they will start acting nice again to you. They are masters of psychology.

12-10-2008, 12:10 AM	#27
bigloo Crazy like a fox Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Lu Location: Rose City Posts: 905 Trading: (27)	Re: Cat advice Get dogs, problem solved.

12-10-2008, 12:36 AM	#29
Ubergopher Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice Here is what you do, feed them less so they're always hungry! ...Or get a dog and the problem will solve itself.

12-10-2008, 01:19 AM	#30
ScottishSmoker Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice I honestly fear that my cat is not only learning how to speak English, but is also an alcoholic....More than once now I have woken up, gone to the kitchen, and found another bottle of booze knocked off the top of the fridge and a woozy cat nearby...

12-10-2008, 02:01 AM	#31
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice my cat used to love to get drunk or was that me thinking i was a cat i dont no i was drunk

12-10-2008, 11:14 AM	#32
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12-10-2008, 11:20 AM	#34
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice Nuff said.

12-10-2008, 11:59 AM	#35
cbsmokin Looking for the Apex Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Craig Location: In da ATL Posts: 880 Trading: (10)	Re: Cat advice Move all of your furniture around, that will piss them off for sure! __________________ Check out C.A.R.B. IV http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...840#post879840

12-14-2008, 07:30 PM	#36
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: Cat advice MCS, I saw this and feared for you, until I saw it was in North Carolina. Hide the handguns!! http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/12/...4091229116961/ The headline says it all. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

12-14-2008, 08:18 PM	#37
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Cat advice I rubbed them together and stuck them on the ceiling today. They are pissed. Sleeping with my eyes open tonight! MCS

12-14-2008, 08:28 PM	#38
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cat advice Gotta throw this out there.... Do you know how to make a cat sound like a dog?? Douse it in gasoline, light a match, and WOOF!!!! Now, do you know how to make a dog sound like a cat?? Stick it in the freezer for about a week, take it out, run it across the tablesaw....MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12-14-2008, 08:43 PM	#39
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Cat advice It's a good thing you are all in an asylum because you are frickin nuts. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

12-14-2008, 10:02 PM	#40
Jason the thing under the thing Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: ok Posts: 290 Trading: (4)	Re: Cat advice wrap their feet in foil and put a sock on their heads, they'll love you forever