The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle

Moose6026 · 08-16-2011, 11:21 PM

As some of you may by now know I work with Andrew (DPD6030). He is the person that has begun to lead me down the rabbit hole that is the world of cigars. On last Wednesday he had brought me some Perdomo Lot 23 Robusotos that I was purchasing from him, he’s like my dealer.

So we were talking about whatever and he used the term “blue waffle”. I was stumped as I had never heard this term before. He found this amusing and began to laugh. He told me to Google it, mind you we were at work, and see what it was. I could tell by the way he said it, this was to a good idea, and however, he then informed me he would give me five cigars if I would do it.

That is when it happened, I decided five cigars would be worth the possibility of being written up at work and I googled “blue waffle”. Now mind you, do not try this at work. What happened next is burned into my brain; I cannot remove the image that I saw. I shall try and be delicate here: the “blue waffle” is a fictitious disease of the…..well southern female mommy parts. The picture looked as though someone had rubbed blueberries all over it, giving it the color, stretched it out then covered it with warts. (THE HORROR, THE HORROR) I see it when I close my eyes now, make it go away!!

Andrew erupted in laughter, as I could not get the window closed fast enough. I thought he was going to fall out of the chair he was in. He then informed me that the look on my face was worth five cigars. So I get to work the next night and he presented me with not five but seven cigars, and he was still laughing about it. So I guess in the end Andrew is still and great guy with a sense of humor that can sue the city for building the sidewalk too close to his rear end.

Will try and add pic of my "Blue Waffle Prize" laterm having some issues with it.

LostAbbott · 08-16-2011, 11:36 PM

I would suggest this is not appropriate matrial for ca, many here might read this and then Google and be very offended.

sikk50 · 08-16-2011, 11:39 PM

I was tricked into once...it almost changed my sexuality

Aporschaguy · 08-16-2011, 11:46 PM

Nasty... I'm Using this...

Moose6026 · 08-17-2011, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LostAbbott

I would suggest this is not appropriate matrial for ca, many here might read this and then Google and be very offended.

My apologies if this writing offended anyone, that was not my intention, nor is it my intention for anyone to Google this phrase, as I did. I was merely attempting to show the prank that was played upon me and my "reward" for being pranked. I would suggest that no one search the phrase referred to in this thread.

Zeuceone · 08-17-2011, 01:21 AM

I could go for some waffles right about now.

Eleven · 08-17-2011, 01:44 AM

Drez · 08-17-2011, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Zeuceone

I could go for some waffles right about now.

Same here.

On a side note Andrew that's just cruel bro.......

Bill86 · 08-17-2011, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by LostAbbott

I would suggest this is not appropriate matrial for ca, many here might read this and then Google and be very offended.

Actually IIRC there was a thread in the jokes forum telling you to google it.

I never did this, thanks to Dan now I know I'm not missing anything.

That's great though, nice story

irratebass · 08-17-2011, 03:51 AM

Funny story and congrats on both ends Dan.

DPD6030 · 08-17-2011, 05:05 AM

Hey it's a perfect way to LMAO and give out a few smokes

The best part is it was at work on the city computer and he was logged in!

fissure · 08-17-2011, 05:54 AM

Classic

Sorry to hear you have to work with Andrew

pnoon · 08-17-2011, 06:25 AM

Really?!?!?!?

RevSmoke · 08-17-2011, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Eleven

I know don't have to google it, thanks.

Oh, I don't really see what is so gross about it. On St. Patrick's day, I made my boys green waffles a fews back when they were younger.

Peace of the Lord be with you.

Flynnster · 08-17-2011, 06:54 AM

Man, I'm not sure if that was a fair trade.

kydsid · 08-17-2011, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Bill86

Actually IIRC there was a thread in the jokes forum telling you to google it.

I never did this, thanks to Dan now I know I'm not missing anything.

I never said google it, the picture did.

I think Andrew should pay at least 20 cigars for the pain olympics.

Apoco · 08-17-2011, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by kydsid

I think Andrew should pay at least 20 cigars for the pain olympics.

Pain olympics is where I draw the line. Awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, awful, AWFUL. Man - that doesn't even look like a word anymore.
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Starscream · 08-17-2011, 09:09 AM

There is a lot worse on the internet than blue waffles. Just sayin...

08-16-2011, 11:21 PM	#1
Moose6026 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Dan Location: In a house Posts: 358 Trading: (1)	The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle As some of you may by now know I work with Andrew (DPD6030). He is the person that has begun to lead me down the rabbit hole that is the world of cigars. On last Wednesday he had brought me some Perdomo Lot 23 Robusotos that I was purchasing from him, he’s like my dealer. So we were talking about whatever and he used the term “blue waffle”. I was stumped as I had never heard this term before. He found this amusing and began to laugh. He told me to Google it, mind you we were at work, and see what it was. I could tell by the way he said it, this was to a good idea, and however, he then informed me he would give me five cigars if I would do it. That is when it happened, I decided five cigars would be worth the possibility of being written up at work and I googled “blue waffle”. Now mind you, do not try this at work. What happened next is burned into my brain; I cannot remove the image that I saw. I shall try and be delicate here: the “blue waffle” is a fictitious disease of the…..well southern female mommy parts. The picture looked as though someone had rubbed blueberries all over it, giving it the color, stretched it out then covered it with warts. (THE HORROR, THE HORROR) I see it when I close my eyes now, make it go away!! Andrew erupted in laughter, as I could not get the window closed fast enough. I thought he was going to fall out of the chair he was in. He then informed me that the look on my face was worth five cigars. So I get to work the next night and he presented me with not five but seven cigars, and he was still laughing about it. So I guess in the end Andrew is still and great guy with a sense of humor that can sue the city for building the sidewalk too close to his rear end. Will try and add pic of my "Blue Waffle Prize" laterm having some issues with it. __________________ Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne

08-16-2011, 11:36 PM	#2
LostAbbott Have My Own Room Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Mychal Location: Seattle Posts: 1,165 Trading: (23)	Re: The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle I would suggest this is not appropriate matrial for ca, many here might read this and then Google and be very offended.

08-16-2011, 11:39 PM	#3
sikk50 Just Bored Really... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Jefferson State Posts: 2,084 Trading: (13)	Re: The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle I was tricked into once...it almost changed my sexuality __________________ "Not a Headache in a Hogshead"

08-16-2011, 11:46 PM	#4
Aporschaguy Two sheets to the wind! Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Great white north Posts: 218 Trading: (0)	Re: The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle Nasty... I'm Using this... __________________ "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."

08-17-2011, 01:21 AM	#6
Zeuceone You're next Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: G Location: SoCal Posts: 1,737 Trading: (16)	Re: The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle I could go for some waffles right about now.

08-17-2011, 01:44 AM	#7
Eleven Solid As The Sun Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Scott Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,859 Trading: (23)	Re: The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle __________________ CA: putting the 'man' in bromance since 2008! --markem.

08-17-2011, 03:51 AM	#10
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle Funny story and congrats on both ends Dan. __________________

08-17-2011, 05:05 AM	#11
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle Hey it's a perfect way to LMAO and give out a few smokes The best part is it was at work on the city computer and he was logged in!

08-17-2011, 05:54 AM	#12
fissure DHC Black Ops Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Grand Blanc, Mi Posts: 1,184 Trading: (48)	Re: The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle Classic Sorry to hear you have to work with Andrew

08-17-2011, 06:25 AM	#13
pnoon YNWA Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Peter Location: San Diego Posts: 29,919 Trading: (20)	Re: The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle Really?!?!?!? __________________ Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden

08-17-2011, 06:54 AM	#15
Flynnster Life's too short Swishers Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Middle of the Mitten Posts: 787 Trading: (7)	Re: The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle Man, I'm not sure if that was a fair trade.

08-17-2011, 09:09 AM	#18
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: The Tale ofThe Blue Waffle There is a lot worse on the internet than blue waffles. Just sayin... __________________ Insert quote here.