3 old men

markem · 11-24-2010, 10:58 AM

‘Sixty is the worst age to be,’ said the 60-year-old man. ‘You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.’

‘Ah, that’s nothin,’ said the 70-year-old. ‘When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!’

‘Actually,’ said the 80-year -old, ‘Eighty is the worst age of all.’

‘Do you have trouble peeing, too?’ asked the 60-year old.

‘No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.’

‘So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?’

‘No, I have one every morning at 6:30.’

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, ‘You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?’

‘I don’t wake up until 7:00.’

GTsetGO · 11-24-2010, 11:57 AM

11-24-2010, 02:36 PM

Good one!

Cheers,
G

Bill86 · 11-24-2010, 02:51 PM

stewshi · 11-24-2010, 02:53 PM

saw where that one was going btu still very funny

Knip23 · 11-24-2010, 03:07 PM

kelmac07 · 11-24-2010, 03:57 PM

Ouch!!

cort · 11-24-2010, 04:04 PM

NICE

11-24-2010, 10:58 AM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,530 Trading: (47)	3 old men ‘Sixty is the worst age to be,’ said the 60-year-old man. ‘You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.’ ‘Ah, that’s nothin,’ said the 70-year-old. ‘When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!’ ‘Actually,’ said the 80-year -old, ‘Eighty is the worst age of all.’ ‘Do you have trouble peeing, too?’ asked the 60-year old. ‘No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.’ ‘So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?’ ‘No, I have one every morning at 6:30.’ Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, ‘You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?’ ‘I don’t wake up until 7:00.’ __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

11-24-2010, 11:57 AM	#2
GTsetGO those were the droids Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Rob Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 1,686 Trading: (5)	Re: 3 old men __________________ Modded Mustangs

11-24-2010, 02:36 PM	#3
Martel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: 3 old men Good one! Cheers, G

11-24-2010, 02:51 PM	#4
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: 3 old men

11-24-2010, 02:53 PM	#5
stewshi Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 407 Trading: (23)	Re: 3 old men saw where that one was going btu still very funny

11-24-2010, 03:07 PM	#6
Knip23 Keep It Simple Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Destrey Location: Ft. Polk/ Leesville Posts: 545 Trading: (10)	Re: 3 old men __________________ Leave No Cigar unsmoked!

11-24-2010, 03:57 PM	#7
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: 3 old men Ouch!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-24-2010, 04:04 PM	#8
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: 3 old men NICE