The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer... - Page 3

12-31-2008, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Think of the bright side, D.
You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!!

O M F G

ahhaahhaahahahahah

Gross

shilala · 12-31-2008, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace$nyper

O M F G

ahhaahhaahahahahah

Gross

D lives in California.
My guess is that he'll take it home with him, too.

12-31-2008, 12:42 PM

Dude, that is a whole lotta cocky you are gonna have to preview...

LOL

doctorcue · 12-31-2008, 01:25 PM

Oh brother, I feel for you man. I say go home and get drunk to forget the day.

We'll try not to bring this up at the next herf. Key Word = Try

markem · 12-31-2008, 01:39 PM

I can see Darrell singing this little ditty all day:

This is my rifle
This is my gun
This one's for shooting
This one's for fun

shvictor · 12-31-2008, 06:43 PM

Darell, I think this makes you the official "Peter Greeter".

Rockestone · 12-31-2008, 06:55 PM

This whole thread is freakin' funny!!

Swampper · 12-31-2008, 06:57 PM

I would like to thank you for serving our country, and protecting our freedom.

12-31-2008, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBruce

What does an Nco do in the airforce besides wiener watch give some stearn talking too's I bet.

Given the average Soldiers ASVAB score, nothing you could begin to comprehend.

newcigarz · 12-31-2008, 08:45 PM

Do you think 600 men 1 cup will make it onto youtube??

shvictor · 01-01-2009, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newcigarz

Do you think 600 men 1 cup will make it onto youtube??

Genetic Defect · 01-01-2009, 12:01 PM

How many cocks to get a promotion?

01-01-2009, 12:19 PM

Is this the rubber dong thread?
I fingered it had to be around here somewhere.

Partagaspete · 01-01-2009, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito

How many cocks to get a promotion?

Hey, he's in The A.F. not the Navy.

T

Genetic Defect · 01-01-2009, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Partagaspete

Hey, he's in The A.F. not the Navy.

T

Sauer Grapes · 01-01-2009, 04:30 PM

Look on the bright side, every single one can be laughed at and then told that looks just like a penis only smaller.

boonedoggle · 01-01-2009, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell

Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

Get to it, Sarge! Whatever...you enjoy it. Who doesn't?!

Yazzie · 01-01-2009, 05:24 PM

Hey D, that's good OTJ Training to get yourself a gig with the NFL, NBA, MLB, etc... administering the Urin Tests.

icantbejon · 01-01-2009, 05:44 PM

Wow. This story seriously makes me wish I could resign my commission and re-enlist. It sounds as great as when I was a PFC scooping up dog **** outside of our motor pool. Why on earth did I ever decide to leave the enlisted side of the house????? What on earth was I thinking?????

HK3- · 01-01-2009, 06:05 PM

Looking for the Wizinator! Nothing like the rubber **** and bladder strapped to the leg.

I would have to say that you my friend have a suck ass job.

12-31-2008, 12:42 PM	#43
Ironfreak Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Dude, that is a whole lotta cocky you are gonna have to preview... LOL

12-31-2008, 01:25 PM	#44
doctorcue BABOTL - VP of Drinking Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Danny Location: Rancho Cordova, CA Posts: 331 Trading: (2)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Oh brother, I feel for you man. I say go home and get drunk to forget the day. We'll try not to bring this up at the next herf. Key Word = Try __________________ Raiders, A's, Warriors.

12-31-2008, 01:39 PM	#45
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,542 Trading: (47)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. I can see Darrell singing this little ditty all day: This is my rifle This is my gun This one's for shooting This one's for fun __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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01-01-2009, 12:19 PM	#53
Dennis569 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Is this the rubber dong thread? I fingered it had to be around here somewhere.

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Sauer Grapes Snatchin' yo people up Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,235 Trading: (44)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Look on the bright side, every single one can be laughed at and then told that looks just like a penis only smaller.

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Yazzie Have My Own Room Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Longhorn Country Posts: 1,674 Trading: (10)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Hey D, that's good OTJ Training to get yourself a gig with the NFL, NBA, MLB, etc... administering the Urin Tests.

01-01-2009, 05:44 PM	#59
icantbejon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jon Location: Chester, VA Posts: 1,219 Trading: (10)	Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer.. Wow. This story seriously makes me wish I could resign my commission and re-enlist. It sounds as great as when I was a PFC scooping up dog **** outside of our motor pool. Why on earth did I ever decide to leave the enlisted side of the house????? What on earth was I thinking????? __________________ "Learn to pay attention. Life is hard.....it's even more challenging when you're stupid."

01-01-2009, 06:05 PM	#60
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