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Old 03-19-2009, 05:25 AM   #1
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A great thread emerged
It lasted forever more
Badass, sweet, oh yeah!
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Old 03-19-2009, 05:47 AM   #2
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Rage and agony
A beetle ate its way through
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Old 03-19-2009, 07:56 AM   #3
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This haiku is beautiful...I can actually feel your rage and agony.
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:14 AM   #4
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Cabbage and beer
Feel the pressure building
A fart is born
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:20 AM   #5
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That is my unauthorized biography, Paul!
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:36 AM   #6
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That is my unauthorized biography, Paul!
Thank you sir but I was thinking of someone on the west coast.
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:53 AM   #7
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Sometimes a legend

Is more a leg end

The upper connecting end
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:11 AM   #8
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That is my unauthorized biography, Paul!

I thought this thread was

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Old 03-19-2009, 09:17 AM   #9
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I thought this thread was

for Haiku writing only

you both should do this



I thought this myself
but then the thread creator
ignored the rule, too
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:19 AM   #10
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Up all night drinking

Not mixed drinks but formula

My life with children
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:42 AM   #11
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furuike ya
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mizu no oto
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:49 AM   #12
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It is very strange to me
Haiku wanabes
Saying more with less, go smoke
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Old 03-19-2009, 10:58 AM   #13
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I broke my own rule
But then again its my thread
Shutup and color!
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Old 03-19-2009, 04:58 PM   #14
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Summer evening
Calls for rum and an aged
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Old 03-19-2009, 05:03 PM   #15
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This makes my head hurt
All this syllabic talking
Must go take a nap.
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Old 03-19-2009, 07:39 PM   #16
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Rah Oklahoma
Boomer Sooner Basketball
Rah Rah Rah Rah Win!
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Rah Oklahoma
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Rah Rah Rah Rah Win!
I thought Haikus could not have more than three "rah"s?


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Old 03-19-2009, 09:17 PM   #18
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Be cute, bite cap off
Cuban style. PTOOEY!
Hate bits in my mouth!!
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:46 PM   #19
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I did not like
maybe I did
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Trolls invade board
Pnoon issues the ban
Hog's butt itches.
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