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Old 06-19-2020, 07:56 AM   #1
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Default The Light

A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst. He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up and says, "Is my wife here?"

His wife replies, "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you."

The man goes, "Are my children here?"

"Yes, Daddy, we are all here," say the children.

"Are my other relatives also here?"

And they say, "Yes, we are all here..."

The man sits up and says, "Then why in the world is the light on in the kitchen?"
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Old 06-19-2020, 02:35 PM   #2
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Yup, that's me
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Old 06-20-2020, 05:57 AM   #3
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This may be the first joke Steve has posted that didn't make me groan!
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Old 06-21-2020, 04:25 AM   #4
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Totally out of character Steve. Made me laugh
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