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Old 10-21-2009, 01:35 PM   #1
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THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

50° Fahrenheit (10° C) • Californians shiver uncontrollably. • Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) • Italian Cars won't start • Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C) • American water freezes • Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) • New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. • Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) • Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. • Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C) • Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice. • Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) • Ethyl alcohol freezes. • Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C) • Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. • Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) • Hell freezes over. • The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:39 PM   #2
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Default Re: A Canadian friend sent me this...

Knew that there was a hockey joke hiding in there some place.

I spent the first 9 years of my life in Havre, Montana and lots of time up in Calgary and Banff. I'd say that the list is pretty accurate based on my recollections.
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:51 PM   #3
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Old 10-21-2009, 01:52 PM   #4
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haha! Nice.
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:45 PM   #5
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Old 10-21-2009, 08:57 PM   #6
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Yep that sums it up
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Old 10-25-2009, 08:25 AM   #7
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Since the OP posted about Toronto winning the Stanley Cup, I thought I'd show off some art work:
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Old 10-25-2009, 09:02 AM   #8
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Nice!
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