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Old 01-22-2022, 04:26 PM   #1
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Default all hippies smell like patchouli

I know it's a provocative title but i was in the doctors office the other day and this elderly flower child came to an office with "no perfume" signs everywhere smelling like patchouli although smelling like it doesn't adequately describe it. she reeked of it. the horrible part was they complained to her but let her stay despite the signs. So next time i'm bringing some axe body spray just in case she shows up. better yet i'll do a throwback to my teenage years and buy a bottle of drakkar noir and hit her with it. I cannot adequately describe how badly she smelled and she thought it smelt great.


seriously in my younger years when i wasn't a christian i would've done that but not anymore. Now i try to give an ounce of Grace. God bless you all!
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Old 01-22-2022, 04:31 PM   #2
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Ugh, that’s horrible smelling stuff. And you’re right, when they put it on, they use enough for multiple people.

Reminds me of a woman I worked with at one of my first IT jobs years ago. The perfume she wore was rather pungent. You could smell her before she entered the room and long after she left. Didn’t help our offices were in the basement of and old bank in downtown Detroit. Not the greatest ventilation.
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Old 01-22-2022, 04:54 PM   #3
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I had hired a girl that wore patchouli. I had never smelled it before. I thought it was because she owned a horse. Thinking she must sleep with the thing. P fn U!
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As a native of the Northern California coast, I got used to the smell of patchouli. A lot of people wore it in the coastal towns I lived/frequented.
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So next time i'm bringing some axe body spray just in case she shows up. better yet i'll do a throwback to my teenage years and buy a bottle of drakkar noir and hit her with it.
This bloke's method would be _way_ more effective...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73d6h_go7QI
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I recently read that the masculine version of "Karen" is "Ken".
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Old 01-23-2022, 08:12 AM   #7
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It's to cover up the smell of the MJ she was smoking
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Hey, I’m an old hippy. Thank you for your pleasant post.
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My (ex)girlfriend has a body lotion that has patchouli in it. It's pretty subtle and I liked it a lot.
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Old 01-23-2022, 07:51 PM   #10
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Drakkar Noir!!!!!!

I used that LOL. Maybe a third of it anyway.

Now I go cigar and coffee breath.
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Drakkar Noir!!!!!!

I used that LOL. Maybe a third of it anyway.

Now I go cigar and coffee breath.
I may or may not have had a bottle of DK back in high school. Was never in the Polo camp. Remember those two being the hot colognes at the time.
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I may or may not have had a bottle of DK back in high school. Was never in the Polo camp. Remember those two being the hot colognes at the time.
I'm old, I wore Stetson in HS.

Never been a fan of the patchouli. Sharp, smells like it's trying to cover up a lack of bathing.
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Drakkar Noir was the Hai Karate of the 90's
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Default Re: all hippies smell like patchouli

There are plenty of high end perfumes and fragrances that use patchouli and it smells lovely. Not dirty hippy smelling at all.

Here is a highly recommended one: Monsieur Frederic Malle
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We have a dude that alternates between bo and wet towel smell. He also is known for scratching his crotch and sniffing his fingers. I’ve seent it with my own eyes. I’ve also seen this dude double fisting it while behind another person, pointed it out to my coworker and we had a good laugh. He’s also been know and seen having conversations with both men and women while scratching his crotch.
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We have a dude that alternates between bo and wet towel smell. He also is known for scratching his crotch and sniffing his fingers. I’ve seent it with my own eyes. I’ve also seen this dude double fisting it while behind another person, pointed it out to my coworker and we had a good laugh. He’s also been know and seen having conversations with both men and women while scratching his crotch.
Dude... you work in a post office.
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