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Old 12-18-2018, 03:56 PM   #1
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Default The Farmers Market

Two elderly women shop at the farmers market together.

One picks up two of the hugest freshly dug potatoes she's ever seen. She turns to her friend and says "These remind me of my husband's balls."

Friend replies "Oh my, they're that big?"

First lady says "No, they're that dirty!"
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